Singer in Dr Strangelove, Mothership, and Shipwrecker. Occasional lawyer. Rock and blues fan, movie lover, Wirral citizen, pun enthusiast. Here Comes the Pun.
Irby, England
Joined November 2016
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Matthew Vaggers retweeted
This wildly misleading tweet, and the mostly hateful replies, is like entering an alternate version of reality.
If anybody is interested in the truth behind this claim, and what that Swedish poll actually asked, I'll go through it.
Probably banging my head against a wall. 😂
Glad #C4BritainDecides has settled down a bit. It’s bad enough watching politicians rudely squabble in commons without them doing it on the election coverage! 😂 hoping @RoryStewartUK and @campbellclaret provide a bit of balanced/sensible commentary ala their v good podcast
A lovely time at the @empiremagazine podcast live! Thanks @ChrisHewitt @HelenLOHara @jamescdyer and @sophiefbutcher for a fun night! Bring it back to Liverpool next time! 😁
Watching First Knight on Film4. Who’d have thought when King Arthur died and gave Richard Gere his wife that Camelot would endure for thousands of years before eventually going bust and becoming an abandoned theme park
The only shame is that I could have had my first hat trick in about 20 years… anyway, 3 points, and some
really old bloke is Oval top scorer for 23/24 as it stands….. #baggers
Oval FC 3 - 1 @AFCRangers1
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Good start to the season for us, full 16, lads unavailable and a comfortable win. Couldn't ask for much more 💪💚
Two goals in a week? Best retire now 👀🙃
Oval FC 5 - 1 @ParkgateG
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Much better today. Still some stuff to work on but a big improvement on the last 2 💪
#UTO 💚
Poor performance across the pitch, myself included, but since it was a friendly I’ll give myself a small pat on the back for the best goal I’ve scored in years and one of only a few Sunday league career headed goals
Oval FC 3 - 7 @FcTarvin
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Defensively a shambles today. Less said the better. Good to see us getting all out mistakes out the way now 🙈
Thanks to Tarvin for hosting and good luck for the season 💪
Matthew Vaggers retweeted
This is even funnier if you get it before the punchline is delivered.
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There are moments when I think the human race isn’t so bad, and then you see a man arguing with Tesco customer services about a broccoli. When the apocalypse comes, I’m likely to nod and go “fair enough”
No idea how anyone manages to post effectively 5 different types of socials, but I should tell Twitter that our band Shipwrecker released our latest single “Sleep Tonight”, and I think it’s alright you know!
youtu.be/V3sAvYss1Mo
#newmusic #rockband #independentmusic #singer
Also wondering whether all round legend @JustinHawkins could ever be persuaded to make an unsigned nobody band the subject of a “….Rides Again” review video. I reckon it’s the new marker of true rock success/credibility- The Hawkins stamp of approval or at least…review-val(!?)
Matthew Vaggers retweeted
Correct. I sing for money.
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Matthew Vaggers retweeted
Refreshingly honest #Coronation coverage as the former Prime Ministers arrived.