Big Daddy AU

I now completely understand why toilet paper flew off the shelves. People smarter than me realized that quarantine living results in over eating processed foods due to boredom and depression. And, naturally, over eating leads to over shitting. – at Auburn, AL

I have never been so uninterested in Auburn sports.

Bruh talk about a blue wave! This is the roller coaster ride they want to keep us on. Trump has done a good job creating even more division. I voted Trump 3x in a row, but this economy is a total shit show. Can’t help but wonder what Epstein and Isreal have on him. Sumthing stink

Bruh this is ridiculous

Had the craziest dream last night that me and the wife were hanging out with Kirby Smart and his wife at their house. He wanted to drink bourbon and smoke a doobie. I just wanted BBQ.

Bruh is bird dogging

I didn’t watch the game today. Thank heavens

War Eagle Anyway.

Lane isn’t gonna take his foot off the gas either

Absolutely embarrassing. To beat #1 UGA and then get absolutely railroaded at home the next week. It’s getting harder and harder to remain interested in Auburn football, but here I am week in and week out.

We have the worst offensive line in the nation. Period

Ahhh this is more like it. We completely suck. Georgia was a fluke.

By the way, I am watching the game tomorrow. The wife had foot surgery so we will be in bed watching. If we lose I will take full credit. If we win I will take full credit. Either way, I’m responsible.

South Gay is a beautiful part of town for sure. But I have a hard time figuring out what people do for a living here to make $14,000 a month mortgage payment zillow.com/homedetails/795-S…

Saw today some new townhomes for sell over off Ross for $1,999,000. Yeah, townhouses in Auburn now going for $2 million. GTFOH.

A little jazz to start your day facebook.com/share/v/1Bw71zF…

Today I learned it is best to not watch Auburn sports. Just radio. It was a lot less stressful too.

You’re welcome Auburn family! The credit is all mine!

It’s official: I have chosen to work all day voluntarily instead of watching the game. If we win I will obviously take all the credit.

Fuck… I pitched the inaugural the SEC KY Jelly College Female Wrestling Championship in Auburn Arena featuring the gymnastics teams going head to head. Banana Ball won. We would take Bets so the house gets 10%. Now that would make bank.

Whether dead or alive, it wasn’t a guy on the roof. Just like it wasn’t a man in the fifth floor of the library that killed Kennedy.