@PuppetEdgar

Official X Account of Edgar the Puppet. WATCH more episodes HERE: https://xitter.cf/t.co/0RYMoNkwAS

Joined May 2024
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You win, bitches. I'll be the new Press Secretary.
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do you believe her?
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I bumped into NYT bestselling author @evanwch on the National Mall today. She was totally cool—didn’t call the cops or anything!
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How is this a hard question?
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She DABBLES?!
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what do women look for in sperm donors?
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Saw Tom Cruise's "DIGGER" last night. I can understand people's polarized reactions to it, but the director and @TomCruise deserve high marks for taking risk after risk with this flick. Mad Respect. #makenewfilms cc: @JustineBateman
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@PuppetEdgarOct 19
New Episode: "What is a Hoe?"
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Fight or die o’clock.
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Made the mistake of saying "Eat me!" to these undead Karens:
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What is a hoe?
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New Episode: "What is a Hoe?"
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These platforms have us deeply emotionally invested in spectacles on the other side of the planet to keep us from engaging in local affairs.
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France, Adopt the El Salvador strategy or be destroyed.
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Cool, bitch. What’s YOUR address?
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it wasn't Cardi B...
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Blasting over idiot protesters when they try to block emergency vehicles.
Shane Morris@GShaneMorrisOct 16
Okay, I'll bite: what is the use case, here? The market other than James Bond? People are acting like it's a game-changing breakthrough. How is a car that recovers from inverted backflips anything beyond a novelty or stunt?
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Replying to @nickofnz
@nickofnz
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She wants him to thaw & fertilize them eggs of hers
The New York Times
@nytimesOct 16
Breaking News: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez transferred $1 million to Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, a progressive running for Senate in Michigan. The transfer represents a huge sum for a House member to give to a Senate race, especially one in a different state. nyti.ms/4zzoswn

Ocasio-Cortez Transfers $1 Million to Help El-Sayed in Final Sprint in Michigan

The transfer represents an unusually large amount for a House member to give to a Senate race.

nytimes.com
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Why is they single?
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