23 | get off the cross girl, we could use the wood!

Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2017
Shoutout to the passport photo girl at Staples bc I look legit asf
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thank you lady gaga for singing about masturbating on an album dedicated to your dead aunt
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thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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The Slovenian dictionary…
I hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be “she knew” for Halloween
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fellow canadians don’t get mad at me but i might think dunkin donuts is better than tim hortons
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Went to Amsterdam Dance Event last night I felt like this… 10/10
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She's about to ruin the prom... in Abu Dhabi!
Mike Flanagan's ‘CARRIE’ has been renewed for Season 2.
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They will put a Shen Yun subway ad in your ass if you’re not careful
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Pinkpantheress pops out like banana in a smoothie when other artists use her songs
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i was listening to this shit PROUDLY fuck a secret
as men can WE ALL admit we was secretly tappin into to this please don’t lie
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Until 1:30 if your subway closes at 2 and you want to avoid taking the night bus home :P
how long does the club last
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He looks like all the characters of Shameless combined
Jake Shane arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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How it feels to go through TSA
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The Canadian urge to spend $50 on random bullshit at Shoppers Drug Mart
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Damn two hit tweets in a row
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How it feels to transfer at St. George instead of Bloor-Yonge
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This tweet was in my drafts for like a month because I couldn’t find this picture until it appeared on my tl today
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allowing customers to order SKIMS on DoorDash
Kim Kardashian launches new SKIMS x DoorDash partnership, allowing customers to order SKIMS on DoorDash.
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Addison Rae is younger and more talented
Bryce Hall has been arrested on a felony domestic violence charge in Las Vegas, @TMZ reports.
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Rochelle Jordan performs “Bite The Bait” from her album ‘Through The Wall’ on carRADIO.
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