Pyper

Ate too much jumbo sausage yesterday (gigity). Happy Sunday!

Christmas market...i.e. lots of stalls selling shite, but German sausage hotdogs, mulled wine and LOTS of beer. Awesome! Hope you all had a great Saturday...I know I did (burp!)

Christmas market...i.e. lots of stalls selling shite, but German sausage hotdogs, mulled wine and LOTS of beer. Awesome! Hope you all had a great Saturday...I know I did (burp!)

It's Christmas market season!

2 Body Problem

@nippleworship1 @naughty_deb

As a Brit, I don't celebrate it, but what the hell...

Happy Guy Fawkes everyone...best firework pun about my tits wins, well, nothing.

What great news to wake up to...as a Brit, it's really encouraging to see some sanity return to US politics. Celebration boobs:

Happy Titty Tuesday!

Hey, hey!

Funbags!

Happy Halloween! Time to go out and get pissed.

No one played "The floor is lava" better than the residents on Pompei.

If you want me to be impressed with what you drive, get a burger van. Happy Friday!