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Proverbs 14:7

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Guess what? The Rapture happened. You're stuck with the rest of us.
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So, go back to hell. That'll make it 99,999,999.
"We have 100 million people in this country who shouldn't be here. They don't share our values. They don't want to assimilate....We have to send them all home." It is the only way we are going to save our country and our culture.
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#Talarico on @nbcsnl! Outstanding! 👏👏👏 That boy is going to be Vice President one day!
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ᴄᴏʀɪɴɴᴇ ᴍʏᴇʀs retweeted
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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This sounds like the guy who's offended that you put a drink cover on your bar glass.
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With more lead time, the biggest Halloween couples costume of this year could have been "#Rumplestiltskin and the Miller's Daughter."
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A computer has inputs from countless humans. What could be less virginal? #joerogan
Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."
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“The devil’s aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despot’s dread of a newspaper that laughs.” -Mark Twain #1stAmendment
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You're very confused.
Replying to @ImKingGinger
Please stop sharing this post! I can't keep up with all the replies. It's ruining my feed.
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Today's #AIFail courtesy of the @hooplaDigital app, in which I endeavored to voice search for an old Dustin Hoffmann/Jon Voight flick. Couldn't manage the first word.
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I bought the #juicycouture wedge reading pillow. No back support--so soft, it actually hurt my back; not enough room in the pocket for any phone made this decade. It's nothing more than a big fuzzy dorm pillow. A $70 dorm pillow. I haven't lived in a dorm since 1982.
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What happened to the profile balloons we usually get on our birthdays? 🤔
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Eeww. Argh. I bought tuna in oil by mistake.
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A food truck is sometimes called #cateringcart the way a dumpster is sometimes called a recycling cart. That's how his fat ass fit.
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RT @JohnFugelsang: Please spread the word so we can reunite this found cat with its family! FOUND on July 6, 2026 in Santa Monica, CA 90405…
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Happy 100th, @MelBrooks! You're not in the obits, so, have a good breakfast. ❤️
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#MichelleObama is certainly more of a man than #JoshHokit will ever be, and Barack is more of a woman than he'll ever *get*.
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Who knew that AMERICATHON 2 would be a documentary?
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