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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
With more lead time, the biggest Halloween couples costume of this year could have been "#Rumplestiltskin and the Miller's Daughter."
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A computer has inputs from countless humans. What could be less virginal? #joerogan
Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."
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“The devil’s aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despot’s dread of a newspaper that laughs.” -Mark Twain #1stAmendment
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You're very confused.
Replying to @ImKingGinger
Please stop sharing this post! I can't keep up with all the replies. It's ruining my feed.
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Today's #AIFail courtesy of the @hooplaDigital app, in which I endeavored to voice search for an old Dustin Hoffmann/Jon Voight flick.
Couldn't manage the first word.
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I bought the #juicycouture wedge reading pillow. No back support--so soft, it actually hurt my back; not enough room in the pocket for any phone made this decade.
It's nothing more than a big fuzzy dorm pillow. A $70 dorm pillow. I haven't lived in a dorm since 1982.
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A food truck is sometimes called #cateringcart the way a dumpster is sometimes called a recycling cart. That's how his fat ass fit.
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RT @JohnFugelsang: Please spread the word so we can reunite this found cat with its family! FOUND on July 6, 2026 in Santa Monica, CA 90405…
Happy 100th, @MelBrooks!
You're not in the obits, so, have a good breakfast. ❤️
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#MichelleObama is certainly more of a man than #JoshHokit will ever be, and Barack is more of a woman than he'll ever *get*.
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