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Twittre

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Joined March 2009
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high school emo gf: zomg look! these cute stuffed animals are killing eachother, and their guts are stuffing 🥺 me, reading wiki "list of sandwiches", figuring out what i have/haven't tried yet: Dagwood... check. Deli... yep. "Denver"...? unfamiliar. Döner kebab? No, but want to.
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scully: its so weird, out of nowhere he just started treating people with basic decency and respect mulder [throwing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
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WE HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT. It's spelled "whoa," not "woah."
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Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022 🤝 WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE
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you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"
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*in morning standup* uhhhh yea today im gonna balance a binary tree, reverse a linked list, find the longest common subsequence of two strings, enumerate all the paths thru a 2d grid, and find whether 2 numbers in a collection add up to a target value. no blockers
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Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
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after coding in go for a while at work then going back to python and its dynamic typing for a personal project it feels so fast and loose. got no idea what the fuck this functions gonna return and i feel so alive. the thrill of it. im a badboy and im smoking a cigarette
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We’re rapidly approaching the point where no living dog remembers 9/11
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kid told me he learned that Santa isn't real from youtube so that's one less piece of parenting I have to do
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this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities
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Oh, you like Leonard Cohen? Name 3 of his songs that have securitized as collateral against Blackstone debt. ft.com/content/e879f856-3ec3…
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I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.
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"Gonna go listen to some live blues where no one cares about race," is just a remarkable feat of a sentence.
Eric Weinstein
@ericweinstein2 Sep 2022
I just don’t see any path back. At least tonight. I was not looking forward to this speech. And it was bad. We seem determined to continue to unravel this amazing country. Gonna go listen to some live blues where no one cares about race. Thankfully there is a 2 drink minimum..
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Damn, she’s good
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San Francisco startup ads are like “Stop Worrying About Kubernetes and Get Back To Your ML/AIops Strategy.” New York startup ads are like “We’re a dentist, but more expensive.”
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18-27: young 28: old 29: young 30: old 31-34: young 35: old 36-38: young 39-40: old 41-44: young 45+: old
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It's easy to say with hindsight that NFTs are a stupid scam but it was also easy at the beginning to say that and through the middle too
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you’re in her DMs; i’m boarding Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305, from Portland to Seattle on the afternoon of November 24, 1971. i’m taking seat 18C and ordering a bourbon and soda. i am passing the stewardess a handwritten note.
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im a teacher in florida and i can't wait til they give us all guns. then none of those pussy parents can stop us from doing CRT
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