Chad Qualls

The 9th inning is like sex: It's about not how you start; it's about how you finish. #handshaker #astros

Put whiteout over Marwin’s autograph and get @royoswalt44net to sign it and you’ll have the three greatest Astro pitchers of all time

So either Strom spent 2014 in a coma or he still considers me a starter

I usually like my cougars wearing white, silk, lace, La Perla playsuits, but today I like my cougars wearing black. #GoCoogs #htown #aacchampionship #quallstothewall

Big deal. I can hit 110 on my slide-piece out of the stretch.

A lot of people compare me to Tom Brady, and I get it, we’re both the undisputed best to ever play our sports, but honestly, I throw harder, I party harder, and I would have won more Super Bowls had I decided to pursue football. #GOAT #🎯uallsy

#BetterCallQualls #astros

If I played for the #Dodgers I’d let Kershaw carry my bags for home games, and Jansen carry my bags on the road #astros #worldseries

If Justin Turner put a ball in play against me, it would be a story that his grandkids would tell their grandkids #astros #Dodgers

If Joc Peterson got a foul tip off me, it would be a story he’d tell his grandkids #WorldSeries2017 #astros #handshaker

Hey, @jluhnow , say the word and I’ll fly my G6 into LAX, rent a Harley, ride into Dodger stadium and close this thing out for the #Astros

Reggie Jackson might be Mr. October, but Chad Qualls is MR. LATE OCTOBER #1.69WorldSeriesEra #Astros

I’ve got 1.69 reason why the #Astros should get me on that mound #WorldSeriesEra #WorldSeries2017

Bellinger has never got a hit against me. And he never will. #WorldSeries2017 #Astros #handshaker

Hey #Astros , if you need the most dominant reliever in World Series history to come in and press flesh: #BetterCallQualls #WorldSeries2017

Do you know why I do what I do? Because it's what I do.

Often imitated, never duplicated: Chad Qualls, baby #WorldSeries2017 #CyYoung2017 #MVP2017 #AllStarGameMVP2017 #162-0 #MLB #LoveTheLadies teapaw.org/moose_tography/status/…

Hey @gehrig38 I've been in Tallahassee hunting quail and boozing with Ponson all week, and I assure you, it IS him.

🍪 #packers

The only thing holding it up is that the #Astros must make a deal with Minute Maid to rename the stadium after me teapaw.org/elifromlovelady/status…