Not actually Paul

Joined March 2020
Some month
March photo dump, anyone?
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Chelsea fans deadass thought Alonso could chat to Arteta. The audacity.
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Such a clueless bunch they’re just a transfer window club
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PaulBettany22 retweeted
Cole Palmer in PL big 6 matches since joining Chelsea in 2023. United 6x - 2 NPG. Arsenal 5x - 0 NPG Liverpool 3x - 0 NPG Man City 6x - 0 NPG Tottenham 5x - 0 NPG (1 Red Card) 2 Non Penalty Goal in 25 (TWENTY FIVE) matches since 23/24. THE MOST PROTECTED FOOTBALLER IN THE PL
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PaulBettany22 retweeted
Palmer has life on easy mode, get sent off after dropping a nothing burger, do some nice flicks vs Brighton and Fulham, drop the cold celly once every month, you’re “best player in the league”
Saka has life on easy mode, drop a nothing burger, look busy, bait some fouls, as long as ur team wins, you've dropped a "good performance"
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01-02 Pires, feat Drake. Call my phone and say you need me Henry
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Gyokeres vs Everton (H)
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Best defence on the fucking planet.
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No “boring Arsenal” narratives today
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Bruno Guimares? More like Bruno, G More Rice 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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So much about today’s performance has moved me. Proper encouraging stuff ahead of Anfield
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This is one of the worst refereeing displays I’ve seen in a long long time
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SET PIECE DOPA IS BACK
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We actually don’t have a scooby doo what we’re doing when it comes to signing attackers lmao
Replying to @NizaarKinsella
Ali Barat offered him to us. We said no thank you.
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Anytime I see Emery take points off city
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villa park, easy for some
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Outrageous take here, but Haaland might be the best striker in pl history.
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To be clear this was supposed to be obvious sarcasm. He’s absolutely the best ever. Arsenal fans can run Henry gimmick but Haaland has lapped him 👍
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Chelsea made PROFIT on a £100m player who got worse while he was there. Genuinely the best selling club the footballing worlds ever seen
Disgrace to the beautiful game Enzo has two 100M+ transfers to his name
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I remember the day Jackson died in 2009 and kids were crying in assembly at my primary school, I need to tell them he’s back and killing it at Villa Park
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Disgrace to the beautiful game Enzo has two 100M+ transfers to his name
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