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Pretty fascinated by the lining of The Count’s cape. You’d think he’d go straight goth with it but there’s a bit of secret disco peeping out. What a legend.

I am half-considering doing some kind of reverse trick-or-treating and giving people candy because I will never get kids ringing my door in a third floor apartment (in Germany) but I also don’t think walking around giving candy to children is gonna be viewed so favorably—!

I dunno, I think the devil of unchastity looks quite friendly. Pet-like.

It’s always a bit strange to email someone with your name. Hi My Name, it’s Me, Your Name. Best wishes, Our Name.

The pumpkin inspector has logged on.

The fruits of the weekend: autumn should be forever.

Read. Infuriating, to put it mildly! The post-sentencing afterword my copy had is a MUST, had me running into the other room to update my husband frequently. As someone very affected by illness, both my own and others’, my blood was boiling. Great journalistic style, thrilling.

Look, I hate wearing a bra and only rarely do, but sometimes I see a vintage bullet bra and suddenly, I need one. I need the torpedos.

At that time of year where the sky is just doing whatever it wants every five minutes.

Go back in time and yell at me for not buying the treehouse of horror makeup collab because I could be using this right now, I could be, but alas, I am not!

Devastated that I may never attend a costume party with as varied, wonderful outfits as the Halloween episode of Frasier.

Learning local birds and plants has been such a joy but nothing will top when my husband and I were watching a bird creeping up a tree, wondered what he was called, looked him up and: yeah. That’s a treecreeper.

The girls rarely play with toys EXCEPT for this one, this is THE toy and it’s only sold online by some German-Canadian cat company.

This is how feeding more than one cat feels sometimes.