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Christian, pistol-packin' American, sci-fi writer, DnD DM, birder, hiker, reader, ...I collect hobbies, ok?! 5-Star Generalization Variety-pack poaster

Spokane, WA
Joined May 2016
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Writers! The Salamander of Writing says: Even if your little writing legs are short, use them to make progress in your writing. Forward!
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Me, a serious teacher, making my way through a lecture to my 7th graders
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If the dispatcher tries to do that HR lady kindergarten teacher gentle parenting voice on me, you bet I'm hanging up and taking care of business
Authorities on Tuesday released the 911 call made by Kaylub Giamanco as he rushed to help during the October 15 shooting at Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon. The 16-year-old gunman killed a teacher and three students before Giamanco, whose two daughters were inside the school, confronted and fatally shot him.
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DnD Idea: A store that stocks the chests in the local dungeon with cursed items to make bank on curse removal in the nearby town.
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They're doing this to me tomorrow at work
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Carson Spratt retweeted
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Texas will open the border in defiance of the President.
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For everyone worried that the Senate is going to be Democrat now, don't worry: it already was.
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If you're "politically homeless" during this administration, you don't understand politics, or are a coward.
There are so many THINGS and PEOPLE in this election I would never in a million years vote for. And I’ve called out plenty of that on the right and will continue to. But another thing I simply would never tolerate as a voter is anyone who says, “the Republicans have cut medical care and health spending.” It’s an unconscionable lie and everyone saying it knows it is. Cracking down on degenerate fraud in the work requirement, and slowing the GROWTH of Medicaid spending, is not “pulling people’s health care.” I am as politically homeless as he ever been, but the good faith Dems demanding integrity from the right in this age of grotesquery need to not throw rocks from a glass house.
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It's good for me to get up before my wife. I should do this every day.
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He's right, you know
It's Monday, Gentlemen.
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The first paycheck, usually.
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God bless William Tyndale for his valiant work in translating the New Testament into English.
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Carson Spratt retweeted
What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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Democracy is when you agree with Democrats That's why it will never work
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Plastic doesn't exist, and this can be proven by metal detectors
神は存在しない。物理学から証明可能。神学ではなく物理を学ぶべきだ。 神を全知全能と仮定すると、ミンコフスキー時空の全ての世界線全体を一度に観測できなければならないため、ミンコフスキー時空の外の5次元観測者でなければならない。この視点で初めて不確定性原理を無視できる(未来が見えてる)
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I is they
They say if you start a sentence with "They say" people are more likely to believe it. Actually, they dont say that, I just made that up right now.
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I decline
To err is human, to learn Latin divine.
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My litmus test for whether you're a leftist or not is if you can tell the truth about stuff If you can't, you're a leftist regardless of your political positions
Talking to leftists is a waste of time. Their every instinct is to lie, muddy the waters, blur boundaries, deny principles, subvert plain sense, and obfuscate the truth. I'm subtweeting Jeff Moss.
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At a hospital Nurse with trans pin speaking of people with uteruses Four tries for an IV Female chaplain reading smarmy modern prayers on intercom Translations available in languages stretching from Arabia to Thailand But the Indian doctor was kind, competent, friendly, and professional. He doesn't go by his Indian name. Best part of the experience
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