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The predators in the Mr. Microphone commercial already have THREE women in their car, and are telling a fourth to wait on the sidewalk until they're finished with them. Law enforcement pls contact me for more analysis.
50 years ago today, everyone just accepted the non sequitur notion of a mountain with outer space on the inside.
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RETWEET if you want Joe Biden to declassify every single page the U.S. intelligence community has compiled on Donald Trump over the last 10 years, as well as every single page the Department of Justice has compiled on him over the last 10 years, as well as every page the FBI has.
In accordance with the Liberal Crybaby Playbook (Vol. VI), I am throwing a fit and transitioning to Bluesky precisely because of the election results.
If anyone attacks me for this move, I will become a woman and accuse them of rape.
I remember when "Long national nightmares" were two years long and a burglary was the most serious crime involved.
It's not really Halloween without Letterman giving things only an adult would want to kids in costumes they don't get.
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: They said I was insane. They called me mad. But I'll show them.
IGOR: What is Step One in this plan to prove you are sane?
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: Well... we'll go to the graveyard with shovels...
IGOR: Stop.
Incredible Halloween Fact: If you read the original Bram Stoker novel, Dracula never once says "Bluhhh, I vant to suck your blood"
