I do not support lactose in any way

Joined February 2020
I’m so self conscience
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Drinking the hateraide
Ducks may be on fraud watch and I may be crying myself to sleep tonight
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me working on my fall playlist rn
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If god doesn’t hear your prayers the instagram algorithm will
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I know I wouldn’t survive if AI took over because the first think I did when I saw the Snapchat AI posted a story was asking it why it did that
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Hate a bitch who ends a conversation with a thumbs up
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Road bikers never look like they’re having a good time
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Nothing makes me angrier than old people texting and driving. Stick to your roots
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There’s nothing more gender neutral than the haircuts all old people get
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If I say Gn over text I’m putting the conversation to rest. Not myself
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Imagine using your Snapchat streak revive on someone and they ghost you
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Shame on whoever taught men how to half swipe on snap
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What’s stopping me from reaching the daily recommended water intake by downing it through a beer bong
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oil companies when they see a healthy thriving ecosystem
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Supporting the troops this Friday by wearing my push-up bra to the frats 🫡
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Normalize anesthesia for getting waxed. I am out here seizing waiting for the esthetician to pull off the wax from my eyebrows
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Putting up a lost bird sign is like still looking for Amelia Earhart. Both flew away and nobody is gonna be able to find out where they went
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Psychology teachers foaming at the mouth rn
Oh JOY! Amy Poehler is back to star in Inside Out 2. Directed by Kelsey Mann, produced by Mark Nielsen, and written by Meg LeFauve, Disney and Pixar’s Inside Out 2 releases Summer 2024.
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