RDJ. ||PARODY||

At this point, if I need to introduce myself, it’s really my own fault. - 21+ - RP/FL Only - Strictly IC - MDNI - Friendly writer Like, retweet, do the thing.

Don’t read the jacket. Doesn’t mean anything. I promise¿

Not even the Mouse can save you.

Doom is Happy. Do you think your fave will be? Only one Happy ending.

Secret little vacation. Preparing for the calm before the storm. Doom’s still coming. Just a little detour.

🎶 Take me out….to the baaaallllgaaame…🎶

Hi. Everyone of voting age that this reaches, please listen: Don’t listen to Matthew fucking McConaughey. He’s not the one for this. Listen to him for two things only: Cadillacs and best weed strain. Vote like your life, or someone you love’s life, depends on it.

You’re gonna need more than that, boys…

I am tired. Send coffee. Send caffeine. Send all of it.

Cry with me.

The only time you’ll see Doom in a box. Mark my words.

Did I get enough sleep? No. But I’m gonna make the most of it!

Witches, assemble.

Guys, he’s right behind you. See, without Tony, they’re lost.

I might be too old for Fortnite.

When you think of THAT person.

Throwback? Throwback.

Feelin’.

Just a few days until Tony’s “sons” fight it out again. Seems like just yesterday…

A throne for a ruler. Good or bad. You decide.

All set. Are you?