Official Robert F. Kennedy Jr Health Secretary Parody Account. #MAHA

United States
Joined November 2024
Today, I was officially confirmed as the head of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Let’s Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, all Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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Who's ready for January 20th? Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, all Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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This is a parody account of incoming US secretary of health, RFK Jr, and no such ban has been officially announced by him nor any other US government official. worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankin… google.com/search?q=us+ba…
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Ramen Noodles will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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What is happening with these drones in New Jersey?
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Vapes will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Monosodium glutamate (MSG) will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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なりすまし(Parody)アカウントによる完全なジョーク投稿で、真実ではありません。 ちなみに同日にはスターバックスも禁止される旨の投稿がされています。 x.com/rfkjrhealthsec…
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Should Anthony Fauci go to jail on January 20th?
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BREAKING: On January 20th, I will be bringing Blockbuster Video back to the United States.
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What do you notice about Luigi Mangione?
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Make sure you follow me while you’re here - big updates coming soon.
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Why does everyone keep tagging me in this picture? I’m BANNING McDonald’s on January 20th, I was forced to eat it.
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Twix will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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BREAKING: Effective January 20th, Starbucks will be BANNED in the United States. Make American Healthy Again. #MAHA
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First my family backstabs me, then they lose the election. Why would they want to join the losing team?
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BREAKING: On January 20th, I will be bringing Big Boy restaurants back to the United States.
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What should I do with seed oils on January 20th?
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