Staying in London tonight I’m an hour and a half away and I already want to leave

This is also how they make toilet paper for venues in Italy

I wish @reynlord was still here (on X) 😔

Someone at @AppleSupport tell me: WHY on Earth would you update AirPod max to have “wired mode” if they still disconnect from Logic every time I take them off my head?

Getting new Tony Danza before GTA 6 is actually insane.

What’s the best stray from the path song but you can only say Clockworked?

Fuck it, every successful artist from now on is an industry plant 🥴

Call it a coincidence if you want but I’ve been waiting for my bag at Frankfurt Airport from @lufthansa for roughly an hour but every other airline seems to be sending bags out no problem. (Just so the customer service robot knows; I can see my AirTag, I know it’s down there.)

If you’re flying through Amsterdam Schipol any time soon GOOD LUCK 😂

If you superset between machines in a public gym at peak time I want you to know I’m wishing you irreparable rotator cuff injuries.

Would be sick if @YouTube would introduce a feature where people can only comment after they’ve watched X% of a video. Let the creator decide per video too

If you saw that Tory who defected to #ReformUK singing her little song in the news yesterday I’m here to tell you that I did the research and she has a whole album on Spotify including her hit song ‘Insomniac’. It’s everything you think it is open.spotify.com/album/34zEj… Enjoy!

Coach just said I have to start doing abs and cardio.

Someone I play Xbox with has a real complex about his height, talking shit to my short kings… he says “Ronnie gets it what are you like 6’1”? 6’2”?” So I told him I’m 5’10” and he’s having the biggest existential crisis I’ve ever seen. IRL he’s an inch taller than me (I’m 6’1”)

Wondering if anybody at @asda @AsdaServiceTeam can tell me; who’s idea it was to make us beg for bags at the self serve area, and do they want to bareknuckle box in South Shields Asda car park tomorrow at 12pm? Thanks

Man, imagine starting a band and someone asks what genre you are and you have to say “Swancore”because some dude on the internet

Never in my wildest dreams did I think the festival that caters to the “mummy and daddy are paying for my gap year” crowd would make me consider deleting this app for a bit.