I used to sympathize with @jamieleecurtis's irritable bowel syndrome. But she called #halloweenkils a "masterpiece", and now I hope she doesn't poop for a week.

.@alyankovic I've got 9 words for you: String-Cheese and the Legend of the Onion Rings

1st Pfizer shot: mild arm soreness, went away after 24 hrs 2nd Pfizer shot: mild arm soreness & mild fatigue, went away after 24 hrs

The way Newt says “mostly” randomly pops into my head like once a week youtu.be/VrVZHxH2O1I

Happy Birthday, George

can Joe Rogan and Gwyneth Paltrow please go live inside a volcano together

reality shows usually run out of material after 4 seasons anyway

am I the only one that thinks Sam Smith's voice sounds like the clarinet from the Star Wars cantina song youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRK…

#Canon #EOSR owners: To get true 59.94 fps video, you MUST disable drop frame under "time code" in the red menu. It's enabled by default, making all 59.94 video basically 29.97 with duplicated frames. Hey @canon, please have the default setting disabled in the next firmware

I've used @shopevermine twice now for printed press products and had a great experience with them both times. I definitely recommend them. #photography #design #printing #signalboost

after #LiamNeeson’s insensitive comments, I decided to burn my VHS copy of Darkman (1990) in protest. Unfortunately it emerged from the flames with increased physical strength and the ability to mimic other VHS tapes

#iPhone users: if #iOS 11.4 is killing your battery life, only connect to 2.4ghz wifi networks and don't let it auto-join 5ghz networks. iOS prefers 5ghz networks and apparently there's a 5ghz bug that drains battery like crazy.

Just got my first organic fruit & veggie box from @Imperfectfruit. Everything looks great! Highly recommended. Here's a promo code / coupon code link to get $10 off if you sign up: imperfectproduce.com/registe…

Did it smell like..... 👀 👀 👀 ......wood?

what did he smell like

I've had the Perfect Strangers theme song stuck in my head for 3 days. Thanks, @TheLeftoversHBO

this tops the Norberto as your best work