@RMUOK

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 Manchester, UK
Joined May 2011
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United United raa raa raa 🇾🇪 Leeds Leeda baa baa baa 🐑 city city ha ha ha 😂 Scousers scousers where's me fuckin car? 🚗
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Spotted in Manchester Airport 🍌 – at Manchester, England
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As an act of friendship, some helpful info for all berts who follow us: The phrase "null and void" means that an agreement, contract, law, title or transaction has no legal force or effect, and is treated as if it never existed! 🍌 🚮 🏆 🚫 🐫
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Very sorry to hear the wheels have come off, Onions. Can't imagine how it must feel – at Salford, England
Onion City Blues@onioncitybluesOct 24
I bought a new Fiat in July, it’s been in the garage since early August and they clearly can’t fix it UK - first world prices for third world shit 🚮
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10 more years of the Glazers? Inevitable. However, in 10 years you'll still have a tache & a pair of Kickers. Inevitable.
Graham 🐝👕🍌@gkmcfcOct 22
Replying to @RMUOK
Ten more years
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Just like is happening at sham city, it would be nice if all our recent results could be declared null & void 👍 – at Milan, Lombardy
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Rinse & repeat. While the Glazers stay, the club is f*cked. End of. – at Como, Lombardy
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Just when you think they might be in danger of winning some kind of PR battle with their bot accounts, bert accounts, inflatables & endless spamming of the internet, they get about 10 fans for a vital Champions League game. MASSIVE! The only club in Manchester 😂😂😂😂 – at Milan, Lombardy
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The Council House is only full in your dreams, Dazza #nullandvoid
Darren Merz@feedthegoat1234Oct 18
Replying to @RMUOK
when did that happen, in your dreams?
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Now playing at the Ralph Milne Discotheque: MASSIVE Attack - Unfinished Attendance 🍌 🚮 🎶 – at Manchester, England
The Sun Football ⚽
@TheSunFootballOct 20
Thousands of empty seats at the Etihad tonight 😳

Thousands of empty seats at the Etihad tonight

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Annual collection of three easy points 👍
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Up the Null & Voids, he means
Jack@JackWinstanleyOct 18
Finally, a United fan willing to admit it. Up the blues.
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Blue skies on arrival at Foot & Mouth Convention 🐑 – at Leeds, England
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Dazza, have you not seen the news? All declared null & void I'm sorry to say, bud. Sham team, sham trophies, sham club. The only thing legitimate was Pep's hairline.
Darren Merz@feedthegoat1234Oct 18
Replying to @RMUOK
when did that happen, in your dreams?
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Amazingly Berts have completely waved the white flag & are happy to admit only one team here in Mcr Even those who suffer from Bertiephobia can only really feel sorry for them 🍌 🚫 🗑 🚮
Darren Merz@feedthegoat1234Oct 18
Replying to @RMUOK
Very true, off you fuck
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Not to be confused with Real Bertis
KevtheRed@angryfromMCROct 17
Replying to @unitedcol689908
Real Betis mate What an atmosphere Even at 5-2 down they were Rockin the place
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Kudos to @unitedcol689908 who came up with the phrase 'Bertiephobic' 🍌 🚫
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No, Manchester is
One More Point: Crystal Palace Fanzine (1993-2022)@OneMorePoint1Oct 17
General question Is Leeds the biggest city in Europe to have just one League football team? (Honestly don't know - look forward getting confirmation either way) @kian
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Solid advice this, half & half ideally
Matt@MATTLUFC95Oct 17
Replying to @InTheGermansNet
Park at the peacock and make sure you put a scarf in the window
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Just been sent this - think the publican been conducting some irresponsible berting 🍌 @onioncityblues – at Salford, England
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You know it's a hard ticket when 115 credits are required 😫 – at Manchester, England
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