@ROAcHES14554

Hi I LIVe iN apaRTMeNT 33 saM IS mY bESt FRiEND!! NOT CANON PROBABLY NOT ACCURATE LOL, PARODY (Follow my main - @Galagas1997 )

 Apartment 33
Joined March 2026
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HeLLo I fOUND tHIS WEIRD THINGy In tHE SEweRs OUTSide tHiS CaVe TUnnEl its ReALLy COoL sO iM TakiNg it NoW HAHAHHAHAHHAHA i Don't REAlly knOW hOw TO uSe IT That welL YET But i FOuNd ThIS TittSEr BuTton AND i tHINK I Say stUff herE foR fun I dOnT kNOw???
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You’re dead to me, Samuel
Sam@bro_whatev22547Oct 24
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sorry already feed it to that fungus guy
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how i feEL wHen sAM TElLs me I'm NoT AllOWEd To LICk ThE wrAppeR tO HIS tV DINnER
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cockroach@roachinyocribOct 25
I just applied to go to my dream cockroach school
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(Smiles warmly) (Scurries past you)
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This is how it feels going on my Roaches alt and seeing 20 new aster mail accounts every day
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THinliNG aBOUt bEcoming rEaL FOR hAlLwOeEN......
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//HOLT SHIT ROACHES IRL This is actually probably bad but it’s in the garage closet and i live in the country so it’s probably okay
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tHIS Is Me aND sAM
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very KINd COMmUNity! i hAVE Yet TO fINd SOMeOne WhO DiSLIKEs rOacHEs :}
LO Community Appreciation@LOcommunitymailSep 16
QOTD 12 What's your favorite part about the community?
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"CoUntinG or Not counting RoaCH viOlEnce" "GreAT-" *ROAcH canOn CrItIcal HiTS dAn*
Sam.@SamLookOutsideSep 11
Do we have Dan kirked in celebration of this occasion
91%kirk him
9%maybe
79 votes • Final results
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mOrE ROAChES!!
LO Community Appreciation@LOcommunitymailSep 10
QOTD 5 If you had to say one specific thing about the game that you feel could be improved, what would it be?
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ONe huNDRED rOAchES!!!
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btw i DoN'T aLWays keep Up with aLL MY FolLOWerS! iF yOu follOW mE anD wOulD LIkE TO be mOotS LEmmE kNOw :D!!
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"whIch OnE DO i reAlLY WANT To dO tHIs ROUND, rOAcH caNOn oR rOacH mISSLe..."
DELIRIUM@THEDELIRIOUSMANSep 3
Twitter mfs deciding on if they should make a Charlie Kirk or 9/11 joke
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EVErYOne, ROAcH NUMBEr 54 WANTs TO DecLaRe ThAT THEy arE COMING Out as NON-binARY! TO shoW ThEm RESPecT, I aSk OF yoU AlL tO PLeasE reFeR TO ME By tHEY/THEM pRONOUnS 1/1000 times! trANS rigHTS aRE roaCh rIGHts!! ! ! ! !!
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wHEn yoU think ABout iT I'M KinD oF SaM's aPartMent inCidENt!
McCool@ipeedthepoolSep 3
What was “the incident” in your apartment?
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ROACHES retweeted
McCool@ipeedthepoolSep 3
if you hate someone enough you can pay $115 to make them have a blue check for a year, which I think might be the new meta if you really, REALLY hate someone.
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ROACHES retweeted
McCool@ipeedthepoolSep 3
temporarily changing my display name to include this because I genuinely do not want new people getting the wrong idea for it and “DID NOT PAY” is easier to understand and fit in a display name than “ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT WHILE TRYING TO BUY A GAS STATION HOTDOG” …refund processing…
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//“Ohh but Galagas didn’t roaches date roach number 36 but you say roaches doesn’t understand the concept of romantic interest so why did you-“ BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY
ROACHES@ROAcHES14554Sep 3
//Btw guys since I’m relatively new to parodytwt i know some roleplay/parody accounts do sexual or romantic stuff just wanna let ya’ll know i will NOT be doing that and please DNI if you PLAN too. In my eyes i see roaches as a really nice dude but not someone who’d even-
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