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It's time. I'm ready. Annoy a vet tech in one tweet.

A parrot singing "bacon pancakes" is singlehandedly carrying my mental health right now and I'm not unaware of the implications

Soooo.... equine?

Can people stop making sweeping generalizations about everything all the time? It's exhausting.

Shift #4 and overnight #3 in a row tonight... I don't wanna get out of bed and I still have another night to go after this 🙃let's hope the people tone down their bullshit tonight

Is it a full moon or something cuz this overnight shift has been 👀

I'm almost always in a state of imposter syndrome but now I'm getting to a point in my career (~15 yrs) where I can apply for a position & get "Hey I remember you, of course I have something for you" All of a sudden I have a moment where I don't think I'm shit & it's kinda nice.

There was a film made in 2021 about the neighbourhood I grew up in and I still haven't been able to bring myself to watch it. I'm not even exactly sure what's stopping me.

This might be an unpopular opinion but the vast majority of pet owners really aren't equipped to properly take care of them and many just shouldn't have animals at all. I know I'd be out of work but I don't care. Too many people lack the ability to empathize.

The more I'm on dating apps, the more I realize how many people don't know what a pronoun is. "SwIpE lEfT iF yOu HaVe PrOnOuNs" OK Chad, being illiterate isn't a flex.

Just a PSA: Drawing blood a few times in GP doesn't make you a tech. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Did I give my patient enough Catit paste to feed 10 cats? Yes. Did that mean he was completely oblivious to his blood draw? Also yes. I'ma call that a W.

There's no way I found a smutty novel with a vet tech main character. There just isn't.