Rachel Hailey

Do you eat Elephant Ears where you're from? If not, what do you call these things? (Pic from random google search) Help an author with research. #BookTwitter #Food #AuthorsOfTwitter

From recent conversation: "I can't wait until my kids are as old as yours." Me - Blinks "What?" "Yeah. It will be so much easier -" Me - Bursts into wild laughter. "Are you high?" "But like..." Me - "No. Just no." "Is there at least less laundry?" *laughs harder* #parenting

One day this book will be finished. That won't be today. But one day.

That thread about how often authors talk to their agents gives me anxiety & now I'm thinking I dont ever want an agent. Other than my husband, there's never been a single person I have wanted to talk to that often. Like... just let me sit over here in the corner and write, okay?

When copy edits turn into rewriting entire chapters... and the planned release date is only a few weeks a way-

The people who want romance books without a HEA must be the same types who eat pizza with a fork, scrape the icing off cupcakes, and don't allow their dogs to sleep on the foot of the bed. #RomanceBooks #Romancelandia

If I see the same product advertised more than 5 times a day, the item, whatever it is, whether I need it or not, is going on a list of things I WILL NEVER EVER BUY AGAIN. EVER. #Petty

Proud writer of UNLIKABALE heroines. I got a sweary bunch of hot chicks with trauma who refuse to tolerate bullshit.

Just in case there was any question where I stood on the spectrum of good and evil - I'm a book- annotating , spine-cracker who eats pineapple and salami on my gluten free pizza. #MorallyGray #booktwt #BookMonster #Reading

If you're a really bad person as a writer, when you get to hell you have to do line edits for eternity. #amediting #writersoftwitter

Amber Heard is the new poster girl for crazy bitch and a cautionary tale for why you don't fuck crazy no matter how pretty.

I've noticed the people with the most hot takes about relationships can't hold one and haven't had a SO longer than 6 months max- Maybe y'all should quit trying to tell others how to live and figure out what's wrong on your end.

Boss Baby 2 is seriously underrated.

Anyone who thinks romance novels are unrealistic, I met my husband when I worked at TRU and he came in to buy Star Wars toys - I blew bubbles on him, he asked for my number - A year later he proposed on a playground with dozens of rose petals covering the ground. 20 yrs ago

This whole thread makes my heart hurt.

THIS THIS THIS

The petty bullshit is bothering me more today than usual. I'm not sure there are enough spoons in the entire fucking drawer for social media. So, to the three people I actually talk to, I'm not dead, I'm just hiding.

<3 Ohh!! Yay!!! <3

So many Good Points - And out of all the parents and guardians Disney has unalived over the decades (RIP Mufasa) they choose to let THAT mean old lady walk away with an "I'm sorry." You know two weeks later she's just going to fall right back into the same patterns