While I'm here, enjoy your biannual update on how the glow-up's going:

That or these legs, god DAYUM

I swear I placed on account of my capacity for facial expressions

RUNNER-UP BY 0.5 POINTS OUT OF 210 MY EGO IS T H R O B B I N G

so guess who's officially New Zealand's second-best intermediate-grade pole dancer

setting up my new PC the ancient ritual persists

Today in "How's Ryan's Pole Thing Going?" Yesterday I competed in the Auckland heats for the New Zealand Amateur Pole Performers Competiton and well YA BOI'S HEADED TO CHRISTCHURCH FOR THE NATIONAL FINALS

Posted this to IG but it ain't landing with that audience figure it'll be more appreciated here

Sharing yesterday's post-gym Ahhcountability selfie because DAMN this workout regimen is paying off (yeah my IG is just about 100% thirst-trapping at this point)

I take daily selfies on IG every time I do a pole session or go to the gym (essentially using my exhibitionism as a reward to incentivise continued discipline) and god damn Today's shot needs to be shared.