AZ Carpenter 🛠️ | BBQ Pitmaster Dog Dad to Daisy & Ellie | America First 🇺🇸 Real talk + satire. What’s your grind?

Arizona
Joined August 2017
One look. Zero blinks. Whatever she’s planning, I’m already an accomplice.
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Those clouds never had a shot. Sun tore straight through them. Good Night. 🌙
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Reminder: they can deny your PTO. They can’t deny the ladder. 😂
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Check engine. Oil. Temp. Battery. My truck’s dashboard showed up as Halloween decorations. 🎃😅
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One chicken wing. Five cents. Kroger, explain yourself. 😂
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This is me Mondays the second the coffee hits. Hammer’s already out and the jobsite is filing a complaint. GM. 😂
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Sun locked in the last burn. Palms holding the line while the water catches every bit of the glow. Arizona closed it quiet. Good night blessings. 🙏
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When you realize tomorrow is Monday… 😂
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Daisy’s not having it today. Bed’s hers. Conversation’s over. 😂
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Chased this balloon straight into the sunrise on a desert road. Arizona sky putting on a full show this morning. GM. ☀️
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Sun’s packing it in behind the saguaro. Arizona doesn’t do quiet exits. Saturday’s done. GN🌙
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Buddy just sent this. Javelina already claimed the pumpkin. 😂 You can’t leave anything nice outside in Arizona.
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DIY Saturday: Forgot the Halloween mask? He made one out of the T-shirt in his hands. No scissors. Full face. Even if you want to blend in… 😂
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Sky showed up loud. Orange and pink over the trees this morning. Saturday, Arizona. ☀️
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Cast iron just earned its keep. Two thick ones, garlic butter still talking, Friday dinner locked in. GN All 🙏
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Ellie being cute today 🐾❤️
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Checking the stash for the trick-or-treaters. Kids get ranch or they leave empty-handed. That’s the whole bowl this year. 😂🎃
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15 seconds of full sprint and he still hasn’t moved. GM Friday. Almost there. ☀️
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The sky just dropped a full show over the pool. Blessings tonight 🙏🌵
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What a day off with my wife looks like… 😂
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Throwback Thursday: Daisy the pup was not taking no from the neighborhood cat. Full speed, zero chill. Watch the finish. 😂
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