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Everywhere and Nowhere
Joined January 2017
Why work in Germany when you literally find money on the street?
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Germany: super relaxed at the national border, absolutely authoritarian at the apartment door.
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Europe handled the migrant crisis flawlessly for the last decade. No notes needed. 馃憦
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The fastest way to ruin your day in France is to speak English. Going to try German next time 馃槒
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Balinese hospitality is so genuine that Westerners literally cannot process it.
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Germans will judge your entire existence based on where you rank in bread.
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America: powered by oil, fueled by grease, terrified of lettuce. 馃拃馃嚭馃嚫 @nalfamale
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Spaniards and Germans will never have dinner together.
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Never let an Indian use your kitchen. Never.
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Is Macron the Friedrich Merz of France?
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Everyone hates the Berlin lifestyle because deep down, they're jealous they can't live like this.
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Frankfurt is where you make money. Berlin is where you learn nobody cares.
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Funny how people move to Bali to escape the West, then spend 10 years recreating it.
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Everyone wants to live in Bali鈥檚 paradise. Nobody wants to live like the people who made it paradise. 馃拃馃嚠馃嚛
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The older you get, the less you can tolerate people's bullshit.
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Berliners will literally sacrifice their sleep, health, relationships and careers for one more "techno set". And it's considered completely normal.
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Northern Europeans will complain about immigration but then steal every orange in Cyprus.
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Germans don't talk to each other. They compare achievements until someone loses.
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If you haven't travelled Sri Lanka in TukTuk, you've missed out in life. Forget Bali, Sri Lanka might be the most underrated country in all of Asia 馃嚤馃嚢
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You can tell someone's nationality by how they react to spiciness.
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