Pirate in a past life, Starship Captain in a future one. On the radio. He/Him. Treaty 7 Territory 📻🎙🏳️🌈
Calgary, Alberta
Joined January 2009
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Hey @telus! Tell me why when we called to schedule a move, you instead decided to cut off our services and cancel our move date? Make it make sense without us having to wait 2 hours to talk to a human on the phone.
Sincerely, a pissed off customer.
Heard the rapture is happening today. Just realized my calendar was trying to warn me.
#RaptureReady. So how does this work? Should I bring a jacket?
Why does life require us to have 10,000 different logins for things? I’m tired of remembering passwords and backup passwords and backup procedures when I inevitably forget those passwords.
A jar of kimchi just fell out of my fridge and shattered on the floor. So now there’s bits of glass all over the kitchen and my house smells like farts.
Okay. I stand corrected. This opening ceremony will now be the one to live rent free in my brain. (Yes I’m re-watching on a Saturday morning)
Lady Gaga, beheaded Marie Antoinette, breakdancing, drag queens, a threesome, a flaming piano, and Celine on the Eiffel Tower?
Iconic.
I know the games were messed up because of Miss Rona, but did Tokyo even have an opening ceremony? I have zero recollection of it.
I think Beijing still wins for best opening ceremony ever. That spectacle lives rent free in my brain.
