Elder Millennial. Liberal in the voting booth, as I deem it useless to perform it elsewhere.
Louisiana!
Joined February 2026
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I’m going to say something crazy as a 90s MTV fan.
MTV2 < VEVO2k on PlutoTV
But there’s also Yo! MTV on Pluto so there’s no need to be tribal…
Typing “retard” at your perceived enemies is just blowing into a dog whistle shaped like the President’s dick.
Nothing kills the mood like realizing the episode where that one hot celebrity talked about giving head on that one sex podcast is brought to you in collaboration with a private-equity media vehicle and whatever team is currently tasked with keeping 2000s artists relevant.
Maybe the path to overcoming the grief of losing your old, boisterous, southern Maw-maw is making friends with an affluent gay man.
I’m just throwing ideas around, I don’t mean nothing by it…
The Chinese buffet in the strip mall next to the Home Depot stays open because of crews like this.
Respect our American Job Creators!
ALT Fuck that alt right honeypot bot account i stole this from too, lol
Screenshotting how you’ve been blocked by the celebrity we’re all teasing this week is as corny as the celebrity we’re all teasing this week.
Just a little mentoring to the new hires.
Walk into an androcentric open mic, stand in the middle of the local amateur comedy consortium and drop:
“Bill Hicks would have hated what Shane Gillis has become”
Then watch the stinkiest men you’ve encountered in recent memory start to get loud.
My WILD video game take:
We were a little too hard on Wolverine because we wanted to justify saving $70.
I think a world exists where $70 is too rich for a video game that’s obviously going to lose its screen time to GTA6 anyway AND Wolverine was a fine game.
I know one thing is for certain:
The United States will never let another punter get this much motion.
I love how no one will admit the reason Air Bnb doesn’t work is because people generally have zero respect for anyone else’s property, especially when they feel entitled to do so because they paid $700 to be there for a weekend.