Ralph

Tonight's entertainment #VeryApt

What the actual fuck was that by Eric Lamela #RonaldoWho

24 is still my favourite all time TV 📺 including films of all time #AllTimeFavourite

Do ya know what I mean, like #MyGod #SaveMe #Like #ItWasLike ya know what I mean 😉

I understand I am old and shit but really please can we talk properly #ItsNotBigAndItsNotClever #OldRalph #BloodyYouthOfToday

I am in a public house listening to 2 girls talk about stuff & it was like this and like that and he fucking mugged me off #HelpMe #ShutUp

Congealed reheated pizza #BreakfastOfChampions

Oh yea that's why my head hurt Saturday #WorkDrinks

Look what I found #NewStrongbowGlass magically appeared in my bag Friday night 😇

I think I hurt my ankle #NotImpressed #London #Balloon

Urgh the more I watch the more I want to watch but really is such a good film #AmericanHistoryX

I still sit and watch American History X and just think it still hits home #AmericanHistoryX

Oh and another thing I have got cold feet #ThatIsAlll

Low and behold what takes me about 90mins took me best part of 2.5 hours to get to work #LearnToDriveInDarkAndRainYouWankers

Got woke up in the middle of the night with the pissing rain hitting the roof and the 1st thing I thought about was Brilliant #ShitTraffic

I let him overtake as I was in no rush and bang 6am in the morning and full rear fog lights on nearly blinding me to death #BMWWanker

So this morning a wanker no a complete wanker was sitting up my arse with his front fog lights on so I let him past #RainIsntFog

Ok ignore next couple of tweets if you drive a BMW or with fog lights on, Front and Back and if you don't like the cold and rain #Rant

Should have stayed in bed #F1 🏁😅

Why am I up #Stupid