Bus nerd and enthusiast… ☻ Rode all TfL bus routes by 29/05/17. 🚍 Likes trains too. A Londoner 🏙 AuDHD 😵💫 My opinions here only, not those of my employer.
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ALT There are two images within this border. The first shows a mock-up of what the Go-Ahead Fastrack buses will look like through a computer generated image. The second shows the Fastrack network in operation passing by a new housing estate in Kent.
ALT 1. Keep your feet off the seats. 2. Do not get into a snug corner yourself and then open the windows to admit a North-wester upon the neck of your neighbour. 3. Have your money ready when you desire to alight. If your time is not valuable, that of others may be. 4. Do not impose on the conductor the necessity of finding you change: he is not a banker.
ALT 5. Sit with your limbs straight, and do not with your legs describe an angle of 45, thereby occupying the room of two persons. 6. Do not spit on the straw. You are not in a hogsty but in an omnibus travelling in a country which boasts of its refine- ment. 7. Behave respectfully to females and put not an unprotected lass to the blush, because she cannot escape from your brutality. 8. If you bring a dog, let him be small and be confined by a string. 9. Do not introduce large parcels- an omnibus is not a van. 10. Reserve bickerings and disputes for the open field. The sound of your own voice may be music to your own ears not so, perhaps, to those of your companions. 11. If you will broach politics or religion, speak with moderation: all have an equal right to their opinions, and all have an equal right not to have them wantonly shocked. (Last point goes over text limit – if next tweet).
