Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip.
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Sorry to my fans, but I鈥檓 now a chess content creator.
This gambit lets you easily take the opponent's queen. Like, bookmark, and share before they nerf it.
Son has developed a math proof:
There are two ways to make an even number. (even + even, odd + odd). There has one way to make an odd number (odd + even). Therefore, there are fewer odd numbers than even numbers.
When I was a kid, I loved reading the Cryptonomicon. I checked online about the movie rights and saw it might become a miniseries.
But I had never seen that word before, and I parsed it as a min-is-eries. So intriguing and sophisticated.
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is really the urban yimby promise. You will live in walking distance to your friends, but the sidewalk will be filled with dangerous crackheads.
Congrats to the clip farmers making money off me watching Nathan 4 You clips on the tl. Big day for them.
The ironic thing is that white-black relations in the late 90s is probably about as good as multiculturalism gets.
I told my son that if he gets to ten goals this season, I'll buy him a really nice surprise.
In the first three games, he scored zero goals. Yesterday, he scored four.
Two or three games left.
I need ideas.
"I like many immigrants as individuals, but we need to put limits on the amount of immigration" is too subtle a point for most people. The voters are too retarded to be nuanced.
This was posted with a dumb, divisive caption. My 6 yo son got 46, 8, and 40. I can see arguments for any, of varying quality.
That magician did NOT actually break the laws of physics. His hat does not contain a wormhole to the bunny dimension. It was some kind of trick to entertain us. Don't be a fool.
Also, that concept car is NOT a ready for production. I am very intelligent.
Son is currently singing Country Road to himself. When he gets to the "West Virginia" part, he says "France is junior."
Very soulful.
"What's that big desert cat called?"
Lion.
"What about this big cat that lives in the mountains?"
Mountain lion.
"Huh. What about this hairless swimming thing?"
Sea lion.
"Okay, mix it up. What about this fish with spikes all over it?"
Lionfish.
"Wow. Are all animal names derived from lions?"
Check out this fuzzy mushroom. We call it a lion's mane.
"I don't believe you."
You even think I'm lying!
Is anyone else seeing insanely low impressions paired with high engagement rates?
We're cozymaxxing.
This is really good!!! I often find myself solving problems by gradient descent (moving here is closer to my end goal), and then I'll force myself to take a step back and ask what my actual intermediate goals are, and then a solution will come to me. Satisfying.
Order of the Sinking Star has been out for a week now, so I decided to run some stats on Steam where it's easy.
The Witness was our previous game that was very successful when launched 10 years ago. Order has sold 45% more units on Steam in its first week than Witness did.
Order is 25% cheaper (Witness was $40, Order is $30 with some bundle discounts, and there's been some inflation), so you would expect more units at the lower price. But regardless, it looks at least as financially successful as the Witness was, maybe a little more eventually, depending on how the tail goes.
Thanks everyone for supporting the game, and I'm glad you are enjoying it!
I accidentally trimmed my beard too much and had to shave the whole thing. Son was very upset. "Dad, you don't look very good without a beard."
Without thinking, I hit him with a, "I think it makes me look more like you."