Socially inept moron, who optimistically hopes to stumble upon the meaning of life via the interweb. Enjoys muttering egotistically inane and random nonsense.
Aberdeen, UK
Joined February 2010
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I think that's pretty much all I'll need to swivel the vast proportion of my attention to pastures new, now... 😅
What... What is even happening here? I'm confused, and I love it! 🤣
Things got heated at today’s Wrestle Peter Pan press conference. Chiitan pulled out a sword! However Andreza Giant Panda can defend himself against any threat. #ddtpro
Stanley Yau retweeted
🇺🇸"People in Japan are like robots! They focus on rules way too much"
🇯🇵 Ranks 10th in the Global Peace Ranking.
🇺🇸 Ranks 129th
12 years in 🇯🇵, I've lost my backpack, briefcase, credit card, and 4 times lost my wallet. Every single time someone had delivered it to lost & found.
Stanley Yau retweeted
SCRAN CLASS OF 2022-3 🎓❤️
We showcased more young people than ever before at Graduation crammed with families& supporters.
Our young people gained SQA Nat 4/5s, REHIS certificates, Saltire Awards & Dynamic Youth Awards. THANK U all who were part of making this happen #YouthWork
I'm so culturally out-of-touch, that I need AI to explain new internet memes and trends to me. Now I feel more connected to society! Cheers, @bing 🤣🤣🤣
.@surface A Surface Duo 2 update that's *sooo* new, the official Update History page doesn't list it yet... 😜
Also, your June 2023 update destroyed my Launcher setup/layout, so I've had to spend an hour reconfiguring from scratch. Sad times... 😳🙄
Oh noes! Investors in risky assets are angry that their assets were, in fact, risky...! 😅
(Although fair point - the natural order of things was not followed, and equities should have toppled first in this sh*tshow...)
I wonder if tools like this will make us better - or worse - communicators...?
Swap the second picture for two 8-hour document editing and proof-reading sessions, and this describes my Easter weekend to a tee.
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This is the future of search, as powered by AI. Absolutely mindblowing.
This story I saw on Reddit really demonstrates just how helpful the new Bing can be to provide relevant results in a difficult situation. When this user had a boating incident in France, they struggled to identify the issue and get the right help. (1/2) msft.it/60085Q5SQ
Dual screen on @surface Duo in action. Changing my milk delivery order whilst consulting my holiday period in Outlook. It's a small thing, but made so much easier with two screens!
Looking forward to hearing their stories tonight. So immensely chuffed! 😊
POWERFUL STORIES of bravery and truth from the young adults speaking at our @ScotParl event tonight.
Public speaking training with @JohnLoughton today. Confidently and safely sharing our lived experience is so important to shape the system! Scran amplifies #YouthVoice
Also on that theme...
Never change, James Cameron. Never change. 😅
James Cameron is tired of having to defend that one scene in Titanic—so he's decided to re-create the film's ending in a new documentary for National Geographic. trib.al/9BIj4jy
