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Random Thoughts from my alter ego

Washington, DC
Joined September 2009
looking for some pointy toed shoes so I can kick my ex boyfriend in the balls. At least twice.
really wishing I hadn't asked that question. Should have known what it would cost. Should not have asked.
great, now the job opportunities are coming out of the woodwork.
my son wants to go to Italy with the school. $4,000. I've been unemployed for seven months, and we've never traveled out of the US. Italy.
hopes the woman who gave half my office the swine flu feels sorry about bringing her cooties in here! Good thing I already had it.
Checking out Who wears purple best at www.actionalz.org/vote.
freezing to death but afraid to turn the a/c off or else the bacon smell will be perma-stinked in my hair. Erghh.
i hate the smell of bacon. love it when it's cooking, hate the way my home smells after. bacon fat is probably what i hate. Blech. CANDLE!
Replying to @jackgraycnn
@jackgraycnn dog snoring beats jackpot sound every day. Hands down, especially on a good weather day.
apparently I should no longer use wine glasses, but instead plastic cups.Oy.My dog is used to hiding in laundry while I clean kitchen floor.
going to resurrect my day by going for a massage. I'm going to rub that man right out of my neck. Or let someone else rub the memory away!
was having a great day until I answered the phone. That was a bad idea, but at least I didn't repeat the mistake when opportunity knocked.
RT @Deepak_ChopraWe dance around the ring and suppose. The secret sits in the middle and knows. William Blake.
i think i might be ripping out my front teeth eating this crunchy apple, but it's worth it. yum.
Probly should not have broken up with my bf 2months before dumping my job. perhaps I should have dumped job, then maybe bf wud have worked.
worrying about a lot of things: how much longer it will take to find a job, how much I will need to cut from our budget to accept a job, etc
RT @tremendousnews OK. I have less brain cells. But the ones remaining do more with less. It's like I've outsourced thinking!
deciding if getting an alter ego on twitter is going to help me vent some stuff. Probably not.
wondering why the hell I sing gospel in the choir and then have pornographic thoughts about my ex boyfriend ten minutes later.