https://xitter.cf/t.co/zW9W34iz5C Photographer/feeder of multiple cats. https://xitter.cf/t.co/NRHoAZSIqH

London, UK
Joined June 2008
TILDA! Wunderbar! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ MAN TO MAN 👖👖👖 - Royal Court Theatre, London Saturday 24th October, 2026 - 📸: @RaphPH
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I have never stayed in an AIRBNB and never will- Because of late-stage-capitalism psychosis. Hotels are great.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!
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I don’t even want to go to my friends’ weddings for free!?!?
This website lets you attend the wedding of complete strangers Couples list their weddings and users can buy a ticket to attend
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THE INVERSION OF CULTURAL VALUE From art culture to performance culture. This diagram helps explain why some films now break through and others flop. We used to treat culture as the destination. Increasingly, we treat it as material for identity, performance and discourse.
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This explain the contrast between Digger and You Can See Everything (YCSE) Digger arrived in the old mode: big star, big director, serious film, go see it. YCSE is built for the new mode: a film people can debate, meme, interpret and use as part of their own online identity.
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This is the shift: we used to talk about art as the end destination / the mountain peak; now we increasingly talk through art, about ourselves That is the inversion of cultural value. Not the death of culture, but the rise of performance culture over artistic culture.
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Saw six films at BFI LFF this year and enjoyed them all Wild Horse Nine Fjord Ken Russell’s The Devils Fatherland Misty Green Bunker
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I’m at theatre and in seat J10 and a boomer emphatically tells me I’m in their seat. Five minutes after they find their glasses - we establish their seat is J61.
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A month or so ago I witnessed an enraged passenger phone the police because a “yoof” was vaping. I couldn’t hear the police on the phone but I could clearly tell the police operator ask the woman “well, what do you want me to do?”
🚨 NEW: The Government will announce £100 fines for those who vape on public transport next week
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Renate Reinsve trying to subtly enter the Club Kid Gala without being seen and then being spotted instantly
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Harrowing stat. In each UK year, assuming 40 seconds is spent per one hour video call on ‘sorry, you’re on mute,’ we lose 46 million man-hours. And that’s before anyone says ‘no, you go.’
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PLANET OF THE APES is a very entertaining movie, and you'd better go see it quickly, before your friends take the edge off it by telling you all about it. They will, because it has the ingenious kind of plotting that people love to talk about. (1968)
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Jerry Seinfeld is fascinating. His entire act is about Pop Tarts and answering machines but then when you catch him offstage he's like "I don't care if those fuckin kids die!"
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The Brian Jackson / Yasiin Bey celebration of Gil Scott-Heron tonight at the @RoyalAlbertHall was fantastic
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