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Candace Owens: "I think that virtually every societal ill that we are facing today is because of women" mediamatters.org/candace-owe…
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If you take your baby to a pumpkin patch that's not organic you might as well sign them up for community college now
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If you hold a sea shell up to your ear, you hear the ocean. If you hold an empty tissue box up to your ear, you hear the new Adele album
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My photoshop brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
Who the fuck are you and where's that hot chick?
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Is it a bad sign when you send a pic and you have to send a follow up text that says: that's my vagina.
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My boys are gamers and I'm single
It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries
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I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina.
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Not everyone is beautiful on the inside. Some people are just nasty ass motherfuckers.







