Dirty Hands, Clean Money
Joined April 2025
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Your big day ends with a carcass in the garbage can and a week of turkey salad sandwiches. My big day ends with the kiddos playing with new toys, mom enjoying a glass of wine, and dad three sheets to the wind and using his new power tools. Boom! #TeamChristmas for the win! 🙌🎄
So, some little turkey has been running wild with her tail feathers on fire, forgetting that it’s the Christmas season! Step aside, Hen-rietta, your time is coming. So turn up Mariah Carey, pour some hot chocolate, and deck those halls! 🎄 🎁 🎅
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Those who complain about Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, don’t let me catch you eating these, they are for us! 🎄 #TeamChristmas
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Wyoming’s choices for a new governor today:
A Democrat.
A Republican who votes with Democrats.
A Constitutionalist who is a moon landing denier.
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What was the last movie you watched at a drive-in theater? Mine was The Terminator, 1985, Wichita, Ks.
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