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The Glorious Midwest
Joined January 2010
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Look, this isn't a Citizen Kane moment, but I've never seen "The Waterboy" in my entire life, but it's on FX and this Adam Sandler fellow is a delight.
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If you start a frozen Schwan's personal pizza in the microwave at exactly 11:58:05 PM, you can ring in the New Year enjoying a Schwan's personal deep dish pepperoni pizza at exactly midnight.
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JERY: hows it going with your new guy ELANE: great! Hes got cool hair and I love his dog .. JERY: but ELANE: ok. his heart might be a *little* small JERY: how small ELANE (quietly): just like.. 3 sizes JERY: laney. Did he try to steal Christmas ELANE: HES TRYING TO CHANGE
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Just saw @LobbyBoxer at @KMNR Freaker's Ball! How can a band from Saint Louis come from completely off my radar and rock my brains out?! I bought 3 shirts out of respect because no one has played Rolla and caught me that off guard.
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Pleased to report I will be in the next Dune movie as one of them big worms. But a sassy as hell big worm. I come out of the ground at the very end and give them all a real piece of my mind and whatnot. Then they're all like "Daaamn, I guess that big worm told us!!!" End credits
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White men great until we gotta be great. #Lizzo
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I won't stop 'til I get enough during "Don't Stop Believin'" and I won't stop believin' during "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough" 'cause no one tells George Wallace when to do what.
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Gary and I will be hanging out with @Explosm this week for #SDCC! Come to the booth and say hi, we’d love to meet you! 💚
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I'm struggling with a few of these, even being an 80s/90s kid. Anyone able to list every actor for me? I'm stumped on Vision. #90sAvengers #Avengers
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Family Mercifully Pulling Plug On Grandfather Unaware They Sending Him Directly To Hell bit.ly/3AdbHMr
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She's a 10, but she eats her peas one pea at a time
Possible surprise contender for best scream, Cinderella story, coming out of nowhere. #JurassicPark
Nest scream in movie history or bestest scream in movie history? #JurassicPark
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YOU THINK I AM FUCKING JOKING?
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TILL I HEAR IT FROM YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF @ginblossoms
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I should have voted for Beto O'Rourke
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Is Fetty Wap doing ok?
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My favorite clearing house is probably Publishers. Name one house that clears shit better. I'll wait...
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Of all the cartas, my favorite has got to be magna.
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