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Messi at Mbappe’s current age had the same amount of Balon D’ors that Ronaldo currently has 😂😂😂
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🚨 BREAKING: Vinicius contacted Lamine Yamal about starting their own Ballon d’Or award.
Lamine allegedly replied: “Sorry, I’m not washed yet. I’ll win it next year”
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Anytime I tell people Lamine shot himself in the foot by not over performing at the World Cup the call me crazy.
This gimmick won’t last long I promise you. I’m already so convinced Lamine is winning the Ballon d’Or next year. He’s on the right track, and all he needs to do now is keep his head down, stay focused, and remind the entire world why he’s Lamine fucking Yamal.
Already on the right track with the goals and assists
Life is genuinely a gimmick, man. Arsenal fans spent years refusing to associate themselves with Harry Kane because he was always the go to example of a trophyless player. They mocked him and made his lack of silverware a huge part of his identity.
Now he’s gone and won football’s biggest individual prize, and suddenly everybody wants to claim him. The same people who spent years using his trophy drought against him are now celebrating his achievements like they’ve been rooting for him all along.
Football fans are genuinely shameless, man. The moment the narrative changes, everybody starts rewriting history. lol
This Mbappé Ballon d’Or humiliation has genuinely healed me from my El Clásico depression.
I can’t even lie, I feel so good right now. Football is healing me in ways I never expected LMAOOOO


















