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The @ValueVillageCan in the @citysprucegrove is like a fucking prison. You guys suck lmao lighten up you losers
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Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.
why does mcdonalds insist on giving me a receipt for my coffee and muffin, are they not familiar with mitch hedberg's work?
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Jon Gnarbuckle retweeted
boomers are now discovering that actually the younger generations do not see them as wise and respectable but instead as evil and retаrded
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Hudson’s Bay once owned 5% of the Earth’s land surface and now it’s a kiosk in a Canadian Tire
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How CBC looks at you when you say your favourite movie is The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie and not a 4 hour biopic about an Inuit basket weaver confronting colonization in Halifax through interpretive dance
I wish I could do this with cyclists in real life not in American Truck Simulator but in real life with real "people" with my real car and I put people in quotes because cyclists aren't real people they are slugs that should be hit with cars in real life not online in real life
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me to my australian server at the restaurant: "you didn't happen to put any chlamydia in my food, did you?"
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