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The midgets fanbase seem to be finding it hard to cope with the reality that Ronaldo is simply a bigger and more loved star than the fake humble image drug cheat
They've been crying for over 24 hours now
THE BOAT AWARD COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF FOOTBALL AWARDS!
we have already seen how important PR has become when it comes to indivudla awards, Diaz & Olise finishing 9th and 24th and Yamal and Mbappe finishing 2nd and 3rd is the best poof
but the BOAT award takes PR in individual football trophies to a whole new level. Ronaldo had all of his 5 Ballon D'Ors in the top 8 ranking because it was mostly Ronaldo fans that paid 1€ to vote
this is the first time France Football have tried it out and it wont be the last. soon it will be NEEDED to have a massive pr agency behind you to win anything significant individually
One of Fergies most baffling decisions to not sign him
Tevez was the guy who made the whole system tick. We never really needed Berbatov
Loved playing alongside Carlos Tevez. What a player and what a teammate! 🇦🇷
In training we never wanted to be on Carlos side 😂 But come match day…you wanted him on your team! One of the most selfless players I played with. Everything he did was for the team, he was relentless.
That front three of Tevez, Rooney and Ronaldo playing… what a privilege!
Ah Maaaaan, we were SO GOOD! 😂🔥
Was great sitting down with Carlos for this latest episode of Rio Meets.
The man never spoke English in dressing room, let along to the press.. but proud of him making the effort to speak English throughout parts of this interview.
We spoke about his journey, his career and the experiences that shaped him, both on and off the pitch. And why he went to the blue side of Manchester 😩
Hope you enjoy watching this one as much as I enjoyed making it.
The guy in your profile picture ran away from England because he was tired of Ronaldo little broing him whenever they played despite being a decade younger
Fofana legit took that as if he meant to Gabriel that into the sky
The end product perfectly complimented that run up 🤣
Tom Hanks has more Oscars than Brad Pitt
But guess who has more fans, more money and whose movies do better?
This is just a popularity contest. He’s literally a billionaire, and his team could send money to the favelas, and millions of people would vote for him.
Although winning this award is a great feat, especially as a United fan, I’ll be looking forward to the Super Ballon d’Or. It holds more significance, and the voting process can’t be manipulated in the same way.
Congratulations to Cristiano Ronaldo.
Is this like the time Carrick said we've had our best training session ever and then conceded 7 goals in 2 games, losing both? 😂
🚨🗣️ @DanyalHKhan:
"From what I understand and what I’ve been told from sources around Manchester United, Bruno Fernandes has been back to his best [in training] in the last 48 hours."
[Sky]
The one who won 3 premier league titles in a row with Man united? A number they haven't won since he left in 2009
Meanwhile Senor HGH couldn't win the league in his last 2 seasons at barca and they've won 3 in the 5 years he's been gone
And then there's post Messi PSG in the CL
Did he hand in a transfer request?
🔴📰 | #mufc figures say they've seen the "best version" of Bruno Fernandes in the last 48 hours, after a tough week on and off the pitch. [@StevenRailston]
Captain ❤️
Europe's lucky the one on the left got bored! The one on the right hasn't scored an away CL knockout goal past the r16 since 2015, when he last won it, and hasn't scored in a CL final since 2011
Best player in the team that wins the champions league
If there's no standout player from the winning team, the best champions league player who won one of the big 3 leagues
CL is the fairest competition as you play for a club of your level and all the best teams compete for it
Bro thinks fergie, klopp, pep and Mourinho would have put an arm around a player who got a red for kicking out towards the end of a tied cup tie
Oh yeah bro. You kicked out and let the team down. Heres a hug
One of the trophies ten hag won
Manchester City just confirmed that half their squad has been sent on holiday while they play in that tournament, btw
I hear he's coming on the overlap tomorrow to say how he wanted João Neves, vitinha, cubarsi and arda guler as well when he was at united
Carrick could lose xyz games and still have a better win percentage than amorim brigade every game week
🚨 JUST IN:
One of the main reasons Manchester United have decided to keep Michael Carrick is due to FINANCIAL reasons. Sir Jim Ratcliffe made the final decision after talks involving the Glazers, Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox. Carrick could have the Chelsea, Roma and Aston Villa games. #MUFC [@SullyTalkz]
