Kavan will be telling Jasmine that tomorrow they can go and see his Nan in her hospital bed and then go out for a Nandos on Maidstone high st. Jasmine will be smiling whilst blocking him on Insta and booking flights to Dubai for just her and her sister. #loveislanduk

Jasmine doing gracious loser face as she avoids saying congrats to Julia. Kavan is so getting dumped this week. #loveislanduk

“I can’t wait to see his little Kent life” Could she be anymore belittling? Let’s be honest, if she doesn’t win then she’s fucking him off quicker than you can say “age difference” #loveislanduk

wtf is a “cousins bottomless brunch sitch” ? #loveislanduk

Oh who’s that clutch bag made by Priya? I don’t think you’ve placed it purposely up and out front enough. ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻 #loveislanduk

Kavan…. #loveislanduk

Amazingly, Mica and Samraj made the right decision. Jasmine won’t be happy with her. #loveislanduk

Maya : “In my opinion you can get over somebody in 2 weeks” Ruben Dias …. #loveislanduk

Wtaf?! No way should they get to choose another couple to dump. Julia is cooked as Mica will do it in order to curry favour with Jasmine and Priya. #loveislanduk

Of course this doormat fanny chose Julia and Lorenzo. Lola would make his life hell if he didn’t choose them. #loveislanduk

Mica - we all low key think you’re a pair of pricks Don’t deep it. #loveislanduk

“I was laughing at Priya’s job shaming comment because I was so shocked by it” Oh fuck the fuck off Mica, absolutely no one in the history of everything believes that bullshit. Literally everybody thinks you’re a snide twat. #loveislanduk

Delivered her disappointment and anger with respect and integrity. #loveislanduk

Oh fuck off Samraj, incel red flag prick. You won’t be together in 2 weeks let alone 2 months. Shove your “narrative” bs up your arse - other people and the public are allowed an opinion. And the overwhelming opinion is that you two are helmets. #loveislanduk

Awful bitter twat. #loveislanduk

Can’t wait for Charleen to come back in….. #loveislanduk

Aidan has definitely just sent a follow request to Jasmine’s sister on Insta. #loveislanduk

All the Year 11 jocks, on the Astro turf pitch at school, waiting for the dad of Tyler in Year 9 to turn up and take them to the prom in his 15 year old white Hummer which only recently scraped through its MOT. #loveislanduk

Oh please.. You shagged him in the hideaway because you threw a last gasp attempt to stay on the programme. He went along with it because he’d fuck a hole in the wall. Now both please stop yapping. #loveislanduk

So these twats are digging out Simba’s genuine support of Julia as a game because him and Angelista have seen the public support for Julia. Rather than just allowing Simba to have an opinion of his own. Just fuck off, all of you. #loveislanduk