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Phoenix, AZ
Joined April 2008
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I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)
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OMG! An #NBAFinals wedgie! 58 on the season! We have tied the all-time record! #WeAreWedgie
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Forever the Voice of the Suns 🎙️
Thank you, Al McCoy, for a legendary Hall of Fame career. SHAZAM!
ALT 51 years. Thank you, Al McCoy
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In honor of @FrysFoodStores Fan Appreciation Day. we're doing ONE MORE online giveaway for the best fans in the NBA 🧡
RETWEET for your chance to win this Kevin Durant signed jersey!
ALT Kevin Durant signed jersey.
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I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 711
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Tipping off Media Day with a giveaway!
RT for your chance to win an autographed @CP3 jersey 🔥
ALT Chris Paul autographed jersey
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I just learned that this Thomas Kinkade rendering of the X-Men playing baseball at the mansion exists (and is on sale) and I don’t know how to process this information.
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having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse
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my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:
