Abbas Araghchi Parody

🚨 BREAKING: Iran has reportedly destroyed a $2.2 billion U.S. early-warning radar system in Bahrain. 🚀🔥

🚨 Breaking: Iran threatens to cut submarine cables in the Persian Gulf that provide global internet connectivity. If Iran does this, it will plunge the entire world into the darkness of the Middle Ages. 🚀💥🔥🇮🇷🌐

BREAKING : TRUMP VS XI ZINPING.....

Trump says: “The Vietnam War lasted 21 years, and we lost 60,000 of our troops. The Iraq War continued for eight years, claiming the lives of more than 4,400 American service members. The war in Afghanistan lasted nearly 20 years, costing us another 2,500 American lives.”

🚨 BREAKING: Mohammed bin Salman has reportedly threatened to drive oil prices close to zero by ramping up production to maximum capacity unless Russia stops supplying Iran with weapons that allegedly end up in the hands of the Houthis.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇷🇺 Russian intelligence agency reportedly kills 🇺🇦 President Zelensky in Germany. Hey @grok , is this TRUE or FALSE? Verify immediately.

🚨BREAKING: Iran's Revolutionary Guard reveals a new missile city deep under a mountain, and the footage shows hundreds of missiles lined up… details ahead 🇮🇷

BREAKING : 😂🇺🇸 Trump: Many people say I'm one of the greatest presidents in history! 🎤 Journalist: No one says that! 🤣...Show more

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: Gadi Eisenkot and Netanyahu to run Israel's government together. 🇮🇱 Both have refused support from Arab parties And both will form the government together.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Donald Trump says the war with Iran is effectively over.

BREAKING: Iran arrests Trump in a swift operation and decides to hand him over to Al-Saadoun Police Station.

Israeli soldier Alex Miller, 23, who killed kids in Gaza, committed suicide after sending his girlfriend a message saying, "This is my Iast day. I can't bear it anymore. The bodies are haunting me"

BREAKING: ELON MUSK WARNS THAT IF IRAN USES A NUCLEAR WEAPON AGAINST ANY COUNTRY, INCLUDING AMERICA . IT WILL BE THE EN....... view more

🚨HOLY CRAP: Trump has ordered the military to take over public lands along the southern border Raise your hand ✋️ if you agree with everything's Trump is doing to protect this country

War Has Begun We are carrying out an airstrike on US Tonight will be US last night…See More

🚨BREAKING : 🇺🇸TRUMP: "I don't understand oil price spike." 🇺🇸REPORTER: "You caused it." 🇺🇸TRUMP: "How?" 🇺🇸REPORTER: "You waged a war, Hormuz has been closed for 8 months, and you said you'd finish it in 48 hours." 🇺🇸TRUMP: "Get lost, fake news." LMAOOO that reporter cooked him 😭

🚨 RUSSIA RELEASED FOOTAGE OF THE MOST POWERFUL NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IN HISTORY! In 2020, Russia declassified and released footage of the Soviet Union's massive Tsar Bomba nuclear test, conducted in October 1961. The bomb had an explosive yield of approximately 50 megatons and was detonated at an altitude of around 4,000 meters above the Novaya Zemlya archipelago. That was 65 years ago… Imagine the destructive power of nuclear weapons today! ☢️