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Fox, 46 He/Him, Single, probably fishing right now. nothing on here is serious, representing the opinions of nobody even myself

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Joined May 2022
Just FYI I'm going to post about my dumb dogs a lot, Kalfu is my dumb husky princess, aka the good child. Frøya is a Belgian Malinois and is basically what you'd get if you rubbed a magic lamp and wished a large pipe bomb was a dog.
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America is not a perfect nation, it's not even always a good guy. But what Americas enemies have a really REALLY hard time internalizing(it seems) is that America is like a neurodivergent trust fund kid on steroids. It's all fun and games until it rages out.
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So, @SplatFennec and @defend_dingo are fleeing the country. Party at @defend_dingo 's place! Address in reply! (1/2)
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I fear @defend_dingo missed another wedding RSVP
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/3Ubwb4F
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Hey @doyounearme I just picked up a box of solid copper 45-70's and a couple doe tags. Just sayin...
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So... a piece of technology equipment came up 'failed' today, nothing would reboot or restore it. and umm, I hit it. And then it came back operational. Reject tech support, become The Fonz.
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Come play with us
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I've ruined my sleep schedule in exchange for a monumental occasion, the first power up of the bus's AC circuits.
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"Splat's so good, she could get the Sahara wet" Actual breakfast conversation
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These two are adorable
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Guys, this thing won't leave my hotel room. What do I do?
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Furries are gonna be flocking to join the Indian army...
Other nations: We have Armour Piercing High Explosive, also known as APHE. It penetrates the target and explodes. India:
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Day 49 of my boy @defend_dingo being banned from Twitter. Food has lost its flavor and the sun hides behind clouds. Free him.
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Update: the roomba got tired of her BS and escaped
Frøya won't let the Roomba out from under the dresser:
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Frøya won't let the Roomba out from under the dresser:
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Charging into the weekend! #FursuitFriday
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I'm assembling a team to drive to @defend_dingo 's house and dognap him... if you want in, give me a brief synopsis of your talents and what you'll bring to the table in the replies.
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Reposting this to spread awareness
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✨ Biggest life hack in the Furry Fandom to get main hotel every single time no matter what con: Join staff. Simple as that. Most roles don't even require you to work during the con! You can get some awesome perks like swag, free food, discounted rooms, and yes, almost always a guarenteed room on main. So many cons struggle with getting necessary positions filled! Apply for what you're good at on the con's site, and they will find a place for you! Meow!
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It’s time for Serena to shine ✨
The long awaited, Miss Serena! ✨ This foxy lady is Serena! She is a padded plantigrade fullsuit. Her body padding is built in and has zippers. Her head comes with 2 pairs of removable eyelids, as well as a removable fan. She features 4 finger handpaws and outdoor feetpaws.
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I'm in this tweet and I'm SO okay with that!
Are there any furries NOT into raves or partying?? Where are the local furries that would rather go fishing on a weekend instead of drinking
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