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29, Alberto, Bumper, Shake, and Nathan are my brothers. Control. life is a poker game. You have to play the people as well as the cards. #MFAM #MajorNasa #LADI

Joined June 2015
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
You sit down to build it for an hour, you get up and it's actually been 7 years
A LEGO set for ‘INTERSTELLAR’ is in the works.
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
The problem is we stopped disciplining children and started diagnosing them. Now we have a society full of adults who think everything is someone else’s fault
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
This is a formal request for Susie Wiles and James Blair to stop harassing me with texts and calls. If there is a factual inaccuracy in what I said, send it to me in writing and I will vigorously correct and apologize for any misstatements. I will note that everything I said is substantiated by other senior officials. If you want to file a lawsuit and get into discovery of whether it’s provably true that Ballard and Continental had an undue influence on the White House policy process, do it. I believe we are in an existential moment for the country, and Americans were owed an honest accounting of the past two years so we identify the problems we need to move on from.
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
Gracias al boca-oreja, la taquilla de 'Wildwood' está mejorando. El filme, que ha estado quince años en desarrollo, es un milagro de la animación artesanal que no merece pasar desapercibido entre el público general. Se convertirá en una película de culto.
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
What’s lost in all this political talk is that the Steelers beat the shit out of the browns Sunday. Don’t forget
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I’ve been absolutely flooded with positive messages and comments about last nights @PiersUncensored show. So, thank you all very much for that. It really was an incredible show on a night that was a big moment in modern American history and I was honored to be on it. Huge huge thank you to the great @piersmorgan for having me and to his entire incredible staff who were all amazing!
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
The next 2 years in the U.S.
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
INSURANCE REP: "Your monthly premium is $890." YOU: "I've paid that for 12 years. That's $128,160." INSURANCE REP: "Correct." YOU: "My wife collapsed. I rushed her to the ER." INSURANCE REP: "We hope she's okay." YOU: "She's stable. The bill is $41,000. Why does it say 'claim denied'?" INSURANCE REP: "The hospital was out of network." YOU: "It was the closest one. She was unconscious." INSURANCE REP: "You should have verified network status." YOU: "While she was unconscious?" INSURANCE REP: "Our policy is clear." YOU: "So what did $128,160 buy me?" INSURANCE REP: "A member ID card." YOU: "And if I can't pay the $41,000?" INSURANCE REP: "That's between you and the hospital." YOU: "So you took my money for 12 years, and when my wife nearly died, you sent me a bill?" You didn't buy healthcare. You bought a laminated card and a monthly reminder of what you're NOT covered for.
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
the reason why the republicans won in 2024 is cuz the democrats are incompetent idiots the reason why the democrats are winning in 2026 is cuz the republicans are incompetent idiots
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
I don’t usually care about box office numbers and… but I just feel bad. If you miss this film in theatres you’re missing out on an experience like no other.
‘WILDWOOD’ is on track for a small -30% second weekend drop at the domestic box office. The film grossed only $18.3M so far.
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
16 y/o Mexican student wins a gold medal at an international science fair for inventing a fire extinguisher that uses sound waves instead of water or chemicals 👏🔥
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The 16 y/o Mexican student's school project won gold at ISIF 2026 but did not invent sound wave fire suppression; the concept using low-frequency waves was demonstrated in 2015 by George Mason University students with a similar portable prototype. washingtonpost.com/local/when-it-… medium.com/@idelossantosr… radioformula.com.mx/nacional/quien…
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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Wildwood should be nominated for Best Picture. Animated or not, it’s an incredible achievement in filmmaking and it deserves to be recognised as such.
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
For me, Kahlina is @CharlotteFC 1st true club legend. He's been here since the inaugural season. 2024: MLS GK of the Year (T-3rd in saves). 2025: MLS saves leader- 2nd in Clean Sheets 2026: Current MLS saves leader BEST GK in @MLS past 3 years-fight me CLUB LEGEND #forthecrown
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
Shane Gillis is gonna have to strangle three kids to win their support
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How insults feel irl after playing competitive games for years:
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Agent CharlieBoye retweeted
Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago: “Do not disturb yourself by imagining your whole life at once.”
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