Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/183… via @funnyordie
My man rocking that Jets cap, baby! Vinny!
Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino checking in from the #WorldSeries 👋
ALT Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino smile for a photo in the crowd at Game 1 of the World Series.
Just saw Whalefall and now I charge my friends, family, and all of you to please ensure I never get swallowed by a whale. Thanks in advance!
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#CanusaStreet continues to stay timely and in the news…
The Haskell Free Library and Opera House opened in 1901 with the US-Canada border running right through the middle of the building, represented by a black line on the floor. Some parts of the library are in Vermont while others are in Quebec, although visitors can use both sides. cnn.it/4zJT5z7
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Every single one of these bastards has a financial stake in this nonsense, which is why they are selling out their craft.
#FuckAI
Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: "It's Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled" hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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CEO gives a pep talk to his team! He got a 589 million dollar bonus for interacting with these peasants!
Apparently not only am I NOT in the running to be the new Bond but I need to “stop sending audition tapes to MGM cause at a certain point it constitutes harassment” and “get over the idea of an Italian American version who’s just a neighborhood agent guy”
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My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it
“It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com
“A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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Hey all. My movie CAPTAIN TSUNAMI can now be seen for free on the Roku Channel. Please check it out so we can get some algorithm love. Thanks! therokuchannel.roku.com/deta…
They say don’t bring a knife to a gun fight but what if it’s a really cool knife with an awesome jewel encrusted handle and everyone is like “wow that’s a cool knife,” then instead of there being a gunfight at all you now have some new knife friends.
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A pair of siblings who own rival river tubing companies must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town. A comedy pilot set in the world of competitive lazy river tubing. #Screenpit #Co #Sitcom #comedy
