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@RealComedyKing
Keep your circle tight! TRUST NO ONE.. NOBODY!
Boston, MA
Joined October 2010
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@RealComedyKing
3 Mar 2024
No matter how many pairs you buy, socks always go missing somehow.
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@RealComedyKing
27 Jan 2024
Don't beg for a relationship.
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@RealComedyKing
1 Nov 2023
I’ll treat you like a queen but every night you getting slutted out.
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@RealComedyKing
18 Oct 2023
i’m happy, hurting, and healing at the same time, don’t ask how.
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@RealComedyKing
14 Oct 2023
Being lowkey is the best shit you can do nowadays
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@RealComedyKing
6 Oct 2023
so if i don’t text first we won’t talk?
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@RealComedyKing
4 Oct 2023
they miss you when they realize they can’t replace you.
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@RealComedyKing
15 Jul 2023
I’d rather be heartless than heartbroken
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@RealComedyKing
1 Jun 2023
being called ”my love” hits different
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@RealComedyKing
2 May 2023
i be single & still uninterested 😭
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@RealComedyKing
27 Apr 2023
i just wanna be important to someone.
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@RealComedyKing
26 Apr 2023
stop calling your busy friends fake we aren’t 16 anymore people have responsibilities
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@RealComedyKing
20 Apr 2023
stop giving 100% to ppl who give you 10%
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@RealComedyKing
20 Apr 2023
Hide your sadness, no one cares.
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@RealComedyKing
29 Mar 2023
we could spend the whole day together and I’ll still miss you the moment you leave
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@RealComedyKing
27 Mar 2023
sleeping is so hard when you can't stop thinking.
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@RealComedyKing
25 Mar 2023
Getting paid $18-$25 is the new $7.25-$9.00
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@RealComedyKing
21 Mar 2023
We hurt our own feelings by thinking we mean more to people than we really do.
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@RealComedyKing
17 Mar 2023
silence is my response for everything now
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@RealComedyKing
15 Mar 2023
normalize telling people your true intentions instead of wasting their time
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