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content marketing director @singlecare. sometimes writer @tvguide @netflixtudum. still here for the secret circle tweets. my name is not darlene. ⚡️

NYC
Joined November 2010
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Wow, my iPhone knows me so well.
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Dalene Rovenstine retweeted
Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️
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And I don't even have a screenshot of my blue check to commemorate it. 😪
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Good thing I added "Real" to my handle in 2010 so no one will confuse me with my cousin Dalene.
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I just heard a kid yelling to his mom through sobs: “I don’t care that we have food in the fridge. I want Shake Shack.” I get it, kid.
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I love how AI chat support lets me give them all my details and explain my problem in depth so they can connect me with a live agent and I can do it all again.
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One of my favorite shows of all time. If you haven't watched yet, it's on Paramount+, so FIX IT!
On a day when the Republican-dominated House is going into its 3rd round of voting to reject Kevin McCarthy as speaker, it’s worth lighting a candle for BRAINDEAD, a show that examined the real problem with government: space bugs are eating the brains of politicians. #braindead
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My large Diet Coke isn’t sounding as appealing right now…
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Coworker: have you ever seen the original Doctor Who? Me: girl, have you met me???
So many people on Instagram didn’t learn how to write a caption in 8th grade yearbook and it really shows.
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Dalene Rovenstine retweeted
TIME's new commemorative cover: Queen Elizabeth II, 1926-2022 ti.me/3Bt7www
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Wow, I really relate to this kid.
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My draft went really went—until it ended and I realized I forgot a kicker.
I am so grateful that I was able to have Mrs. Conover as a teacher. She's the best of the best!
From her birth in a World War II detention camp for Japanese-Americans through a lifetime of learning, growing and giving, Mitsuye Conover is still really a student herself — a student of life. oklahoman.com/story/news/edu…
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Me when I first see Lucy on my #ER rewatch:
Me at my high school reunion to people I haven't seen in 20 years: "... so what TV are you watching these days?"
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Men, Go to therapy. Don’t mock people with a disability. Don’t use violence to solve your issues. Take responsibility for your words & actions. Don’t blame the devil for your demons. Say sorry to those you hurt. Be accountable. Be humble. Be honest. Do the work. Go to therapy.
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Dalene Rovenstine retweeted
Well … that just passed La La Land, Moonlight for weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at the Oscars
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Pretty sure this is how the singularity starts… but I’m lazy so I’ll continue to let my toothbrush order for me.
Dalene Rovenstine retweeted
A lot of us do what we do now because we were raised on Entertainment Weekly.
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I just saw a literal baby point at a COVID testing tent and say “nose swab.” I can’t decide if that’s adorable or incredibly depressing.
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