Husband, Father of 5 Storms, US Marine, Retired 38B Soldier, Fmr. Congressional Candidate, 3rd most interesting man in the world

China Spring, TX
Joined June 2020
Cowbutt and Sparks taking a rain day…
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Replying to @remarks
Tweet Tweet "Shitter's full."
JUST IN: 🇭🇹🇺🇸 Haitian officials say they are "overwhelmed" by the number of migrants being deported from the United States and returned to Haiti.
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This is a dictatorship - and nobody will convince me otherwise.
JUST IN: 🇺🇦 Ukrainian parliament votes to extend the ban on elections and mandatory military conscription until January 29, 2027.
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Lots of people shouldn’t vote. Like people who don’t return shopping carts. People who finance new cars for 10yrs at 18%. People who think anything the government gives them is “free”. People who know infrastructure was funded by businesses, but then say “you didn’t build that!” as an excuse to charge even more in taxes. People who think opportunity comes from luck, rather than work. People who purposely wait until the last second to merge for an exit, making all the out-of-owners look bad when they do the same. We are not a democracy, and we shouldn’t allow non-stakeholders a seat at the table.
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The only reason why gangs like this exist is because we are too afraid to hurt civilians- they aren’t tough, they’re just monsters.
Wild confrontation between the Haitian gangs: 400 Mawozo taunts the joint Special Forces of Haiti and El Salvador after one of their own takes a headshot from an El Salvador elite sniper at the 0:50 stamp. The militias are heavily fortified no body armor, no vests, they don't need them. What they're doing mid street is pure taunting, daring El Salvador's forces while other militias close the circle around them. Big mistake for El Salvador , They'll wipe them out and seize their arsenals... Now I guess you all know why the USA, EU, and Kenya walked away in peace. Who takes a Barrett headshot and survives? Only in Haiti voodoo. #bukele #Haiti #Salvador
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Why did I spend all weekend building a cat house into our travel trailer? We love taking our kids with us while I work- it’s one of the perks of homeschooling! (No, I did not install that center post. I converted existing shelves)
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I am regularly accused of being economically out of touch. I want you to know I actually ponder that thought whilst drinking Folgers from a plastic cup I don’t remember ever cleaning. I am out of touch. I don’t understand people wasting money they don’t have and crying about it.
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My goodness…the Atlanta Falcons must be devastated.
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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It’s not lost on me that the commies and muzzies only came out of the woodwork when I retired from the military.
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If you share the name of an incumbent congressional Democrat, I look forward to funding your campaign. Must be identical, must register as a Democrat.
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I haven’t eaten in 3 days and I hate that my body hates me. In a cycle where food is inedible, and I can’t swallow anything solid. Ugh. 🤦🏻🫠
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Allah of the Quran is Satan and Muhammad was not a prophet, he was a demon-possessed pedophile.
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I don’t debate on X because most people are genuinely stupid, & become hostile the minute they realize their own limitations.
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Tweet Tweet Somehow stills seems lenient.
We used to hang thieves like a proper country.
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Pure awesomeness.
🤖 Made with AI
Imagine how awesome it would be if horses knew karate.
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If you don’t have access to water, you will not survive an interruption in services. Plan ahead.
🤖 Made with AI
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Imagine how awesome it would be if horses knew karate.
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We used to hang thieves like a proper country.
Make him veto Medicare for All Make him veto a $25 living wage Make him veto free childcare Make him veto Block the Bombs to Israel Make him veto zero aid to Israel Make him veto free college Make him veto erasing student loans Make him veto taxes on billionaires
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