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Knoxville, TN
Joined June 2009
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I live in a very strict no overhead light household, and I am generally good with it. But when my wife is out of town unconsciously all the overhead lights somehow get turned on through the day. Wonder what it means about me
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my favorite use case of ChatGPT is helping me understand long and complicated documents like bills or science papers. Upload it, tell it to give me a concise synopsis in layman’s terms. Game changing.
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in politics, bills shouldn’t be thousands of pages and proposed to vote on the next day before anyone can read it- but with AI narrowing 100 pages down to 10 without losing the meat of it, people can get a much better idea on what’s actually in them
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My buddy turns 3 tomorrow. The best friend a guy could ask for.
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Outside of Audible, I also use Libby and Everand for audiobooks. Had to be close to 300 total books for 2024
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I regret to admit I have tried to open TikTok no less than 10 times in the last 4 hours. I’m cooked
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I literately cannot keep my feet warm in the winter. Thick wool socks. Wool slippers. Take them off and my toes are white. I wasn’t supposed to be in this climate
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Pro tip: when driving across the county, don’t wait to fill up the gas tank in California. Gas in Arizona was $2.67 a gallon. 15 miles later across California border in greeted by this
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I drive a lot for work, and have to get receipts for my gas when I fill up 2-3x a week. And I’m on an incredible streak of at least 6 in a row of “please see cashier for receipt”. Feel like I’m being punked
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I’ll be honest, I never turn on airplane mode during a flight. If it was actually important they wouldn’t give me the choice.
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i love both candidates so much I’m struggling to decide
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Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time Off Request Denied By McDonald’s Manager buff.ly/3YwOxwk
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filling up my gas tank in a small mountain town and I’ve been sitting here 8 minutes and only 9 gallons have been pumped. Federal regulations cap the flow speed at 10 gallons per minute so why some stations dispense at 10% that speed I’ll never understand
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15 minutes later I now have a full tank
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Some of yall are making some really dumb over the top statements based on one game lmao
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oh to be a dog in the wind
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John Human retweeted
No. 1 Tennessee eliminates FSU to reach the #MCWS Finals! It's the first time since 1951 the Vols have reached the championship in Omaha 🍊
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I’m in a hell of my own creation and I’m losing hope
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“law and order” folks thinks law and order is a sham. I don’t care about your personal politics but at least be consistent. Election cycles are exhausting 😴
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