Johnny Poker

😅 What’s the losing bet that still annoys you years later? Before a ball was kicked in Erling Haaland’s debut season, I had £30 @ 250/1 on him to score 6+ Premier League hat-tricks, breaking Alan Shearer’s single-season record of five. He hit three Premier League hat-tricks in his first 10 games, then later scored back-to-back hat-tricks against RB Leipzig (ECL) and Burnley (FA Cup)… …only for Pep to substitute him after braces against Southampton and at half time for Leicester 😭 . City went on to win the Treble. Haaland finished with four Premier League hat-tricks. I’ll never forgive Pep for those substitutions. 😂

The EX Files….. McAtee 9/2🍌 ✅ Anderson x McAtee BB 37/4 🧱 ✅ No way will Anderson get booked 👀

Happe-Days 9/2 ✅🍌 Booked on 17 minutes

Oink Oink 🐷

Running back Gudjohnsen 12/5 anytime 20/ brace 🐷

Ibanez ✅ 3/1 Sigur ✅ 3/1 There’s no way Felix & Gio will get booked 🍔 👀

🍌 FRIDAY NIGHT BANANA HUNT 🍔 🇫🇷 Ligue 1 — Toulouse v Strasbourg 🇨🇦 Niko Sigur 3/1 🇺🇸 Gio Reyna 9/2 🍌 Double 19/1 — bet365 🇪🇸 La Liga — Sevilla v Alavés 🇪🇸 Pablo Ibáñez 3/1 🇵🇹 Félix Correia 24/5 🍌 Double 20/1 — William Hill 🍔 McDOUBLE DOUBLE 356/1🍌

Two Nights Two Doubles- Bananrama Mojica x Costinha 20/1 ✅ 🍌🍌 Mojica 18/5 ✅ 🍌

And here’s the price gap 👀 🍌 Singhateh to be carded: Wills: 7/4 Sky: 9/2 taken Same player, same fixture — double the decimal price. Shopping around matters 🛒🍌

Early bird gets the banana 🍌🦅 Mamadou Sarr 4 bookings in his last 5 matches and 9/2 at Skybet versus 3/1 at Bet365. Will nibble at that discrepancy 🎯

Bananarama 🍌🎉 30-1 Double Ryseron & Veerman ✅ 4-1 Ryerson ✅ 5-1 Cuissance ✅ 10-1 Foden SS ✅ (posted after)

Delaying the restart. I’ll have that 🍌

🇩🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍌🎯 Stupid & reckless but Nusa bought me my iphone so why not 🤷‍♂️ Low conviction.

🍌 Tonight’s banana hunt! Wills singles + trixie: Ryerson 4/1 Udol 6/1 Dest 6/1 Booking doubles: Ryerson + Veerman 30/1 — Wills Potts + Dest 24/1 — bet365 🍔 at 365 Cuisance 5/1 single — Sky Bet. All starting 🎯