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Jovan, the Broke Bastard๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@RealJovanMusk) profile picture

A bastard son of Elon Musk & a SpaceX custodian. I struggle financially because my asshole dad never paid child support. #smokefleet

McGregor, TX
Joined January 2025
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I think I'm about to start unfollowing accounts that are too good or too busy to follow anyone back.
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Do you remember in 2020 when we won back the WH, sat back and relaxed because we assumed the Democrats would get things done and hold the Republicans accountable? 2021 came, Joe Biden took over, and NO ONE was held accountable. They fucked it up so bad that a criminal was allowed to be voted into the presidency AGAIN! Democrats are as much responsible for what has been allowed to happen. Instead of offering olive branches to Republicans in 2021, they should have been cutting their fucking hands off! We need to keep our feet on the necks of every Democrat we voted in this time, and they need to know that weโ€™re outraged. Weโ€™re not letting them fuck this up again!!
Replying to @RedKingRuairi75
I'm sorry, but is public infighting smart right now?!? I don't disagree with her, but I think we should keep it in chambers and not let the other side see us sweat. Duke it out behind closed doors, then come out swinging.
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I stole this. Ted Cruz at the next statewide Republican convention.
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Scott Colom done walked on the grave of the KkK.
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That's exactly what we're hoping for. We want to see them all in prison.
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Ya knowโ€ฆ we gotta thank the young Americans. We couldnโ€™t have done this without them. For all of our GenX bullshit, the kids are all right. Every hours-long line waiting to vote that I saw on social media yesterday was overpopulated with young people.
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Sorry, it's no mercy Wednesday.
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As only Wil can articulateโ€ฆ@wilw
Wil Wheaton telling Hitler's anal polyp to fuck all the way off back to Adolf's shithole wins the internet for me today
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Owned by Israel
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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I am deeply saddened to learn of Walter Koenigโ€™s passing. Although we did not know each other well away from the set, we shared the later seasons of the original Star Trek series and the six films that followed. What I observed, and what so many fans have expressed over the years, was a man who genuinely loved the Star Trek community. At conventions, Walter was rarely content to remain behind a signing table. He preferred to be among the people who had kept Star Trek alive for so many decades. That kind of genuine connection is rare, and it will be remembered by everyone who came into contact with him. My condolences to his family, his friends, and the countless fans whose lives he touched.
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Marco Rubio finds out he has to navigate the USS Enterprise. RIP Walter Koenig.
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I hope I didnโ€™t miss anything interesting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ
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Yes. Goodbye.
Youโ€™re actually defending Omar? Good God, Almighty.
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๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ Monday Truth ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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